A/N One more chapter until part four of the great battle! Who's pumped?

Crazystar: *Bursts into hopeclan camp* MEEEEEERRRRRYYYYYY CHRISTMAS!

Frostfire: e_o

Fernstripe: It's... not cristmas yet...

Crazystar: *Turns to hobofoot* You told me it was a holiday!

Hobofoot: *Shrugs*

Camera cat: Wrong holiday /)_-

Lawnmower: *Whispers in crazystar's ear*

Crazystar: OH OOPS! WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS...

*Fireworks*

Crazystar: HAPPY TANKSGIVING!

Featherheart: Thanksgiving?

Crazystar: Ish what i said?

Raintail: ._.

Moonshine: Thanksgiving is where we eat and see family.

Crazystar: Exactly! Meet your new family!

Hazpaw: *Drives over the hill in a tank* AND A HAPPY NEWYEAR!

Blackflare: Dis not my problem. 

Hopeclan cats: *All look at him*

Sageheart: /)_-

Hazpaw: *Shoots rockets* IMMA FIRIN' MY LAZERS!

*Hopeclan camp starts to explode*

Blackflare: I SHALL SAVE YOU! I AM IMPERVIOUS TO EXPLOSIONS! *Gets hit with a rocket* I said explosions, not rockets. -_-

Silverflame: *Picks up rocket and throws back at Tank*

Hazpaw: HEY STOPPING MAKING SMALL DENTS IN MY TANK!

Flarestream: FIRE PUNCH! *Punches tank*

Digit (Puzzle wanted a name change): Does it hurt yet?

Flarestream: NoooOOOOOWWWWW

Reese: HAVE SOME CANDY! *Throws candy*

Silverflight: You're jamming the circuits keep going!

Reese: I HAVE THE PERFECT PLAN! LACE, HIT THE BIG RED BUTTON!

Lace: *Hits a large red button*

*Helicopter flies over camp, dropping gumdrops on everything*

Cinnamon: *Picks up chainsaw* DIE TANK DIE!

Frostfire: O_O

Fernstripe: I_I

Moonshine: D.D

Cinnamon: Er... *Adorable voice* Please explode?

Tank: *Explodes*

Raintail: See? all you had to do was ask nicely!

Fernstripe: U.U

Crazystar: *Stands on to of helicopter* HAPPY TANKSGIVING!

ROD: "The wolf with no howl" By worldshaper. First person to post on my message board!