Longtail: You noh wush gerd? catnihp.

Hollyleaf: I noh reit? I luv catnihp ser much ^-^

Longtail: You eaht et and den der grownd feals leik a rainboh of fluffeh kiwis.... :3

Jayfeather: Omsc you guys need to chill...

Longtail: Jahfeder? I cahn tayst mah ohn hartbeet...

Berrynose: ERYBUDY CATNEHP MYEWSICL

Foxleap: Taht sownds leika greht idear...

Jayfeather: If you could take my pulse. Right. Now. It would feel, just like a sledgehammer!

Berrynose: Oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh. Oh oh oh oh oh!

Hollyleaf: NER STAHP BEIN CATCHEE!

Jayfeather: I CAHNT DER CATNIHP ES IN DE AIHR

Berrynose: WUT NOAW?

Jayfeather: DIS ES SHORTUST SPOOF EVR!

Berrynose: U r da shorhtust spuf evur.

Hollyleaf: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Walks into wall and starts rolling in pile of leaves*

Longtail: HE GAHT YU GERD. 

Jayfeather: Wehl... ur face!

Foxleap: LOLOLOLOLOL ALL I WAHNT ISH TOOTHPASTE

Berrynose: I THINK DER WORLD ES ENDIN

Jayfeather: *Breakes out of trance* WAIT WHAT STORY PART IS THIS?

Foxleap: *Logs into laptop and starts scrolling through chapter parts* Nenidy won...

Jayfeather: DOES THIS NOT BOTHER ANYONE?

Berrynose /)*-*(\

Jayfeather: .O.

Longtail: Ish dis de apocilypse?

Hollyleaf: NNNNUUUUUUUUUUU

A/N That's right! My second spoof book is coming to a close! Nearly 200 parts in less than a year. 

And Swiftdapple hasn't updated since, what, December 7th?

Hah....

I said nothing. 

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SAVE ME DOTS!

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