Frostfire: *Goes on wattpad*

Wattpad: SYNC HAS FAILED

Froftfire: I hate you too.

Wattpad: *Shows an advertisement for ostrich farm* Wish U were here

Frostfire: NUUUUU

Wattpad: Discover books under #Logicisreal

Frostfire: WHEN DID I EVER SEARCH THAT?

Instagram: You have unseen notifications.

Frostfire: No.

Minecraft PE: Hahaha creepers are griefing your carrot farm.

Frostfire: I thought I deleted you!

Minecraft PE: IM BACK FROM THE DEEEAAAD.

Frostfire: Venturiantale just happened.

Battle camp: Your energy is refilled. We just ripped off pokemon. Come back to battle camp?

Frostfire: I don't care.

Youtube: Iballistic squid has posted s video titled "THE ABYSS OF FABULOUS [12]"

Frostfire: WHO EVEN IS THAT?

*Universe explodes*

Dora the explorer. 'Nuff said.