Dovewing: IIIITTTTTT IS VALENTINES, AND YOU CAN'T MISS VALENTINES DAY IF YOUR NAME IS DOVEWING!

Ivypool: You can. I'm pretty sure you can.

Millie: Did someone say pretty? *Jumps out from behind majestical shrubbery*

Greystripe: ... *Slowly hides valentine behind back*

Millie: What's wrong, stripey? Is that for me? :D

Greystripe: Hah... that's the problem...

Silverstream: *Walks into camp* Heyo, everyone! Starclan has graciously granted me acess to come into an enemy clan's territory in broad daylight to meet with my still living mate!

Greystripe: *Gives her valentines card* *Card says Happy Holidays*

Silverstream: Well, this is a holiday I guess! 

Millie: THAT WAS FOR ME DX

Firestar: Bus cannons aim.... and... FIRE!

*Thunderclan cats start shotting busses out of magical solid gold cannons*

Berrynose: OMSC THAT'S SO COOL!

Firestar: I KNOW RIGHT? I PAID FOR IT WITH YOUR FERRARI!

Berrynose: Oh. At least I still have my mansion :/

Firestar: Sold that too :3

Berrynose: AND THE YACHT?

Firestar: Gold is pretty expensive X)

Berrynose: MY PRIVATE ISLAND?!

Firestar: Can we just safely say that I sold everything?

Berrynose: EVEN MY TAYLOR SWIFT AND KATY PERRY LIFE SIZE CUTOUTS?

Firestar: Nope. Those we burned. Not even ebay deserved that punishment.

Berrynose: >:O

Millie: *Gets hit by 61 busses* HEY- DATS MY FAV NUMBER WOW WHAT A LUCKY DAY!

Sandstorm: THE STUPID... THE STUPIDNESS IT PAINFUL

Squirrelflight: MAKE IT STOPPPPPP

Featherheart: *Rides fabulous unicorn gracefully across the sky, throwing candy and little sparkly heart shaped bubbles down at everycat*

Frostfire: DO MY EYES DECIEVE ME, OR IS IT FREE CANDY DAY ONCE AGAIN?

Moonshine: *Throws gummy bears at frostfire*

Frostfire: *Making most legit happy face ever*

Brightshadow: A WILD CORNPUFF APPEARS!

Glitchspark: GLUTEN FREE GLUTEN USES POWER OF WHEAT FIELD!

Fernstripe: IT'S THE RISE OF FREAKING CATLANDIA

Raintail: CATOPIA!

Flarestream: CATLANDIS DA BOSS AIN'T KNOW ONE GON DENY

Frostfire: LOL- Oh hold on, I need to go do something. My cat is on top of my dresser eating corn syrup and liquid soap, and looking at me as if she is trying to judge whether or not to kill me in my sleep. That or she's testing me to find out how long I can type this before I stop her. So... whatever I do next, it was in the name of science. SENPAI KITTY I SEEKYOUR JUDGEMENT!

Brightshadow: Ummmmmm....

Frostfire: *Shoves cat off dresser and finds tangerines* I HAVE REINCARNATED WALMART!!!

Moonshine: Best spoof ever!

Rainshadow: BEST SARCASM EVER!

Frostfire: Happy free candy day everyone!

A/N Random question: What would you say if you met me in real life? (I don't know what that is, apparently it's a realistic gaming server of sorts)