Crazystar: MEHRY CHRISMUS

Hobofoot: Good job.

Crazystar: SERIOUSLY?! :D

Frostfire: GETOUTOFOURCAMP. SOMEBODY GET THE CATAPULT.

Blackflare: We have a catapult?

Silverflame: No.

Frostfire: Shun the non-believer. 

Whispershade: *Pulls catapult into camp* BAM CATAPULT. DONE. NOW PAY ME.

Littlepaw: But has no moneys...

Flarestream: Happy fluff-olidays!

Silverflame: Oh good, you're here! Now leave and go hunt us some dinner.

Flarestream: Legit. TROOPS MOVE OUT!

Moonshine: We can't! There's a spider attacking a bird who apparently doesn't care!

Rubypaw: NO NORMAN STOP WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU?

Featherheart: *Rides a mejstic unicorn over a rainbow and lands in hopeclan camp* I bestow upon you the magical power of skittles! *Gives them all skittles*

Hopeclan: *Stuff their face with skittles and run around camp*

Featherheart: I must return to my people! *Summons fluffly bunnies and rides away again*

Silverflight: I TASTES THE FLUFFY

Wolfspirit: Hey guys I hunted us a food truck! *Drives taco truck into camp*

Fernstripe: You expect us all to eat tacos?!

Shiningwind: Of course not! *Starts chewing on truck*

Blackleaf: All for nom, and nom for all!

*Hopeclan cats magically float to the taco truck and start eating it*

Fernstripe: Seriously?

Skywolf: *Takes out DJ equipment**starts rapping* Wolf in the sky, being so fly, cat in the air, come up if you dare, you're down to earth, I'm chillin up there; Floating awwwwwaaaaaaaaayyyyy! *Floats into the sky*

Shadepaw: What happened to Fluff-olidays *-*

Sparkpaw: TUMBLEWEEDS ARE EVIL O.O

Mysteryheart: Of course! How have we not seen this before? *Looks creepily at a tumbleweed that rolls into camp*

Sparkpaw: It's onto us D-D

Stormcloud: SAVE THE CHILDREN!

Silverfish: NO THE SKITTLES *Randomly throws candy at a bush*

Frostpelt: STAHP HURTING THA INNOCENT BUSH!

Flowerleaf: THEY HAVE FORMED AN ALLEGIANCE!

Creamfern: The heck...

Silverpelt: WE SHALL TRAP IT USING IT'S GREATEST WEAKNESS! NUCLEAR WEAPONRY!

Raintail: Did not see that one coming...

Blazepelt: THROW THE SCENTED CANDLES! *Throws fabulous candles at tumbleweeds*

*Tumbleweed catches fire and desintigrates*

Starflame: Phew! /)(._.)

Silverpelt: How do we know it's not dead?

Sparrowpaw: WAIT NO-

Silverpelt: *Calls in air strike*

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*In space*

Lazerpelt: *Drifts around and shoots random stuff with lazer beams*

Frostfire: Can't believe you just blew up everything.

Silverpelt: :]

Afropaw: *Floats past* So many pretty colors...

Winterfur: YOU BROKE HIM

Eagleflight: Wait how are we breathing?

Hopeclan: .....

Firestorm: HAHAHA INCEPTION! *Dies*

Moonshine: ....Happy Fluff-olidays?

 A/N Next chapter will be another great battle! Epic legitness will happen!