Fluff-O-ween and Purdy is Ugly
Yeah I'm doing a fluff-o-ween special. Probably shouldn't have waited until 8:00 the night before, but hey, it's something! Enjoy!
Daisy: Hey isn't it fluff-o-ween time?
Millie: I think so!
Smallear: Did you say "Puff machine"?
Firestar: Puff machines are illegal!
Hollyleaf: Forget illegal, i'm pretty sure it's against the warrior code!
Cloudtail: WHATISILLEGAL?
Jayfeather: The question is, what isn't?
Lionblaze: Your face.
Jayfeather: That was so terrible I am speechless.
Millie: No, Fluff-O-Ween is something that twolegs celebrate. They disguise themselves as the scariest thing they can think of, then go to other nests and get prey. We could try it.
Squirrelflight: Awesome! I'm going to dress up as mom!
Sandstorm: >:O
Squirrelflight: >_>
Firestar: All the clans can participate in fluff-o-ween!
Cloudtail: THEY SHALL CALL ME MARSHMALLOWPUFF AND I WILL STEAL LAS VEGAS.
~Later that night~
Pinepaw: Give us food or die!!!
Flametail: That isn't how it works-
Hollowpaw: GIVE US FOOD OR DIE!!!
Flametail: Apparently that's how it works :/
Brambleclaw: Welcome, Riverclan and shadowclan cats! I have prey for you. *Walks back into camp*
Flametail: I'm too old for this
Cloudtail: NO ONE IS TOO OLD TO PRANCE AROUND AND SAY MARSHMALLOW PUFF.
Brambleclaw: *Yells from inside the camp* PURDY GET THE DEAD THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO THESE INNOCENT CHILDREN. *Comes back to the apprentices* So what are you guys?
Pinepaw: Imma dog. Woof.
Flametail: I'm a monster. *Lifts painted black paws and yellow headlight on face*
Brambleclaw: That is creepy. On so many levels.
Hollowpaw: Well, I'm-
*Purdy appears with three mice*
Hollowpaw: UGLLLEEEEEEE
Pinepaw: You finally notcied.
Purdy: I have treats for you..?
Hollowpaw: EEEEEEEEEE
Purdy: I know but-
Hollowpaw: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Ten minutes later*
EEEEEEEEEEEE
Purdy: ._.
Pinepaw: EEERRRGGGLLLLYYYY
Brambleclaw: YOUR FACE ISH UUUUUUUGGGGGGLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY
Thunderclan: TOO MUCH UGLEEEEEEEEEE
Purdy: @_@
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