Fluff-O-ween and Purdy is Ugly

Yeah I'm doing a fluff-o-ween special. Probably shouldn't have waited until 8:00 the night before, but hey, it's something! Enjoy!

Daisy: Hey isn't it fluff-o-ween time?

Millie: I think so!

Smallear: Did you say "Puff machine"?

Firestar: Puff machines are illegal!

Hollyleaf: Forget illegal, i'm pretty sure it's against the warrior code!

Cloudtail: WHATISILLEGAL?

Jayfeather: The question is, what isn't?

 Lionblaze: Your face.

Jayfeather: That was so terrible I am speechless.

Millie: No, Fluff-O-Ween is something that twolegs celebrate. They disguise themselves as the scariest thing they can think of, then go to other nests and get prey. We could try it.

Squirrelflight: Awesome! I'm going to dress up as mom!

Sandstorm: >:O

Squirrelflight: >_>

Firestar: All the clans can participate in fluff-o-ween!

Cloudtail: THEY SHALL CALL ME MARSHMALLOWPUFF AND I WILL STEAL LAS VEGAS.

~Later that night~

Pinepaw: Give us food or die!!!

Flametail: That isn't how it works-

Hollowpaw: GIVE US FOOD OR DIE!!!

Flametail: Apparently that's how it works :/

Brambleclaw: Welcome, Riverclan and shadowclan cats! I have prey for you. *Walks back into camp*

Flametail: I'm too old for this

Cloudtail: NO ONE IS TOO OLD TO PRANCE AROUND AND SAY MARSHMALLOW PUFF.

Brambleclaw: *Yells from inside the camp* PURDY GET THE DEAD THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO THESE INNOCENT CHILDREN. *Comes back to the apprentices* So what are you guys?

Pinepaw: Imma dog. Woof. 

Flametail: I'm a monster. *Lifts painted black paws and yellow headlight on face*

Brambleclaw: That is creepy. On so many levels.

Hollowpaw: Well, I'm-

*Purdy appears with three mice*

Hollowpaw: UGLLLEEEEEEE

Pinepaw: You finally notcied.

Purdy: I have treats for you..?

Hollowpaw: EEEEEEEEEE

Purdy: I know but-

Hollowpaw: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*Ten minutes later*

EEEEEEEEEEEE

Purdy: ._.

Pinepaw: EEERRRGGGLLLLYYYY

Brambleclaw: YOUR  FACE ISH  UUUUUUUGGGGGGLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY

Thunderclan: TOO MUCH UGLEEEEEEEEEE

Purdy: @_@

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