Hello, everyone! Welcome to Facepaw's guide. Facepaw is doing his first episode now. Everyone stay tuned for Facepaw's guide to Porcupines!

Facepaw: *Waves at the porcupine*

This is a porcupine. Shey have sharp quills on their backs.

Facepaw:  *Hugs it* e.O

The first lesson on porcupines is to never hug them.

Facepaw: >:O

When you sight a porcupine in the wild, do not yell "ZIGZAGOON." You are not a pokemon trainer. Just shut up and walk away.

Facepaw: *Hides DS* :(

Now facepaw will demonstrate the delicate art of catching a Porcupine. This includes gentle handling, treats, and, if the  porcupine is not willing to become your familiar, you shouldn't be reading harry potter.

Facepaw: *Stuffs a sheet over it and uses it to roast marshmallows*

And always remember-Facepaw is an idiot.

Facepaw: /)_U

A/N I'm not insulting HP or PKMN. Just so ya know.

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