A/N blackflare asked for best fan comments, but that will take a while and I have a lot of homework. That will hopefully be the next chapter though!

Dovewing: *Runs into the middle of camp* I AM MAGICAL!

Thunderclan: Wut...

Ivypool: That's nice.

Tigerheart: *Walks into camp* Hello everyone!

Thunderclan: *Looks at him*

Dovewing: OMSC STOP LOOK AT HIM ONLY I CAN DO THAT *Lights everything on fire*

Tigerheart: O.O

Ivypool: Dovewing, you're not magical -_-

Dovewing: I AM MAGICAL. YOU SHALL FEAR ME. *Turns into godzilla movie*

Firestar: *Puts on a melon hat* EVERYONE GRAB AN EFFECTIVE WEAPON  WE CAN USE TO TAKE DOWN THE BEAST!

*Suddenly, pineapples*

Firestar:... that works too.

Thunderclan: *Start picking up pineapples*

Cloudtail: THROW THE CHEEEEESE

Greystripe: I like tr-

Sandstorm: *Throws cheese at him*

Firestar: SANDSTORM WHAT ARE YOU DOING? *Runs over* I LOVED THAT CHEESE!

Greystripe: I'm dying...

Squirrelflight: No you aren't.

Greystripe: *Gets crushed by giant dovewing*

Squirrelflight: CALL IN THE CAVALRY!

Dora: I prefer the term... *Puts on swag shades* explorer.

*Epic music and explosions*

Hawkfrost: The epic battle between scary dovewing and scary dora will now commence...

Thunderclan: *All get popcorn and 3D glasses*

Dovewing: *Crushes a cat under paw* MUAHAHAHAHA!

Firestar: NOOOO *Cries*

Millie: It's ok I'm fine!

Thunderclan: BOOOOOOO *Start throwing popcorn at her*

Millie: Ah the popcorn's trying to kill me greystripe HALP!

Greystripe: NO. *Rides nyan cat off into sunset*

Sandstorm: That was beautiful :,)

Millie: No, greystripe left meeeee someone get me a cakkkkkeeeee!

Firestar: NEW PLAN EVERYONE! FORGET THE GIANT FIREBREATHING CAT WHO HAS THE ABILITY TO SLICE US IN HALF JUST BY POKING US AND FOCUSE ON THE BIGGER THREAT!

Thunderclan: *All picks up buses and throw them at millie*

Millie: NO THEY'RE TOO YELLOW YOU'RE ALL MEANIES I'M TELLING MOM

Dora: DOVEWING NO SWIPING! DOVEWING NO SWIPING! DOVEWING NO- oh no I messed up! *Runs away*

Tigerheart: ... *Leaves*