A/N basically I ate too much JUICE and I was hyper and bored so MONOLOGING CHAPTER.

You pad through the forest, wary of teh noise you are making. This is another clan's territory. You shouldn't be here. But you remember seeing another cat here, once before, and you are hoping for the best. You are hoping to finally join a clan and live a life of peace and contentment.

As you near the clearing, you see a silver tabby cat, with patters like flames and eyes like sapphires. You cautiously inch closer, ready to run at any hint of danger. Just when all is going well, you stumble and step on a twig. It cracks and you freeze, waiting for your heart slow down. However, when you look back to where the cat was only just sitting, you realize she is no longer there. You shake your head in defeat, ready to call it a day, when three cats suddenly harlem shake out of the bushes and up the side of a cliff. And while you're wondering where you went wrong in life, the she-cat from before jumps on your back and forces you to buy cheese wheels. When you refuse,  she picks up a bush and flies away with it while blasting music from a strange twoleg object. 

Just when you think things can't get any worse, a blimp falls from the sky and happens to hit you. You crawl out from the wreckage, coughing and nearly dead. A tan and cream tabby races out of the underbrush and exclaims, "Hey, that was supposed to hit me!"  

You can only watch, awestruck, as the whole blimp explodes into skittles and band-aids. Four more cats arrive at the scene. A white she-cat with grey splotches walks up to the tan cat and says, "We'll find another one."

The tan she-cat replies "But frostfire said it would work!"

The grey patched one gives her a look and reasons, "Frostfire also said that Cake was the governer of happy sunburn town. She was drinking too much juice, Fernstripe. It's too late for her."

The tabby she-cat, now identified as Frostfire, magically falls from the sky and hiijacks an icecream truck. Fernstripe looks at you. "Hello stranger. I'm fernstripe, and this is moonshine, raintail, and featherheart."

"We're not insane." Featherheart smiles creepily at you and gives you a pet octopus.

"HIS NAME ISH SQUEEF." Frostfire yells, riding a dinosaur over the grand canyon. 

"No, HIS NAME IF FUZZLEDAWHUZZELMUFF." Raintail screams, and recycles pencil sharpeners in exchange for jello. Moonshine begins to yell video game references. Somewhere nearby, a cat is farting rainbows. 

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