Bluestar: I regret to inform you all that clansact has been cancelled.

O ther cats: *Having no idea what that even is*

Bluestar: It was a terrible, terrible idea on yellowfang's part-

Rainttail: *Dumps blue paint on her* That will be one gold doubloon, please.

Bluestar: >:| *Gives him a gum wrapper*

Raintail: Disrespect -_-

Crazystar: Anyway, while you're all here, two new warriors have joined us- Epicpaw and Bargainpaw, who are having their warrior ceremonies as soon as i care about it :P

Bargainpaw: I know a guy who knows a guy who can get you 30 pounds of gummy in exchange for a few mice....

Frostfire: I like this guy XD

Epicpaw: AND I AM EPIC! *Breaks a vase* D:

Crazystar: YOU'RE NEW NAME IS EPICFAIL!

Epicfail: NO YOU'RE AN UGLY WITCH!

Barainpaw: Do i get a name :)

Crazystar: No, because I don't care.

Bargainpaw: Oh...

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... Do you care now?

Anyone have a good warrior name for bargainpaw?