Frostfire: Ok Lpswarrior requested this interview soz.... BROKENSTAR EVERYONE!

Brokenstar: It's great to be here! Not really. I want you all to die painful deaths -__-

Frostfire: Aren't you a ray of sunshine >~>

Brokenstar: JUST DO THE INTERVIEW!

Frostfire: *Rolls eyes* Is that what I came here to do?!

Brokenstar: ...yes

Frostfire: Oh yeah. Ok, our main question is, how did you get to be the way you are now? How did you BECOME Brokenstar?

Brokenstar: Well, it all started when I was very young... *Moonshine rolls a big screen in showing flashback video*

*Video*

Raggedstar: Is the kit born yet?

Lizardstripe: Kits, actually. Two females and a male.

Raggedstar: Did they survive?

Lizardstripe: See for yourself

Raggedstar: *Enters nursery, she- kits are dead and one tom remains*

Yellowfang: There's only one left...

Raggedstar: I shall call him Raggedkit because I am selfish and full of myself.

Yellowfang: Why can't we call him yellowkit?

Raggedstar: Because I want him to brush his teeth U.U

Yellowfang: CATS DON'T BRUSH THEIR TEETH!

Raggedstar: Well, maybe they should.

Yellowfang: Why would you even-

*Skips to later scene in his life*

Raggedstar: From this day forth, you will be known as raggedpaw, and you will train in the way of a warrior.

Raggedpaw: Ok!

*Skips forward again*

Raggedpaw: *Randomly downloading pictures of Flickr* *Flickr stops working*

Deerfoot: AHH RAGGEDPAW BROKE FLICKR!

Raggedpaw: Oops. *Picks up TV remote* *Tv explodes*

Lizardstripe: NOOOO RAGGEDPAW BROKE HD TV!

Raggedpaw: *Goes to party* Finds cool button* *Presses it* *Den blows up* *Breaks all his bones*

Yellowfang: RAGGEDSTAR RAGGEDPAW JUST BROKE... EVERYTHING...

Raggedstar: OK fine, from now until your warrior ceremony you will be called BROKENPAW because you break everything you touch!

Brokenpaw: Ok :( *Floor caves in*

*Video stops*

Brokenstar: And that is how I got my name *Studio falls apart*

Moonshine: OUT. NOW. >:O