A/N guys this isn't gonna work unless you imagine blackstar sounding like batman. Listen to his voice on youtube or something, ok? Talk out the lines to yourself. I dunno. JUST REMEMBER HE SOUNDS LIKE BATMAN!

Russetfur: I WILL THROW YOU IN JAIL!

Littlecloud: No this criminal will never be stopped! *Pulls out a lollipop*

Russetfur: What the fox?

Littlcloud: SAY!

Russetfur :Uh i said what the fox-

Littlecloud: SAYYYY! *Stars singing using lollipop as microphone*   WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY? RING DING DING DINGD DING, DA- DING, RANG DA RING DING DING DA DING, RING-A-DING DING DING DA DING, WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

Russetfur: O3O

Blackstar: SHUT UP, YOU HIPPO CRICKET! Err i mean BE QUIET, YOU CRIMINAL!

Littlecloud: *gasps* oh no, who r u?

Blackstar: *Batman voice* I am blackstar, the dark knight. I bring all that is knightly, and cram it into a stained glass box, because I am the ultimate cornflake. *Walks up a wall* I am am spider- bat blackstar, and I play nerdy video games ,and eat too many donuts and then go back to my man cave, where I peel potatos and make really. bad. soup.

My story is a sad one because, I had too little bacon. When I was three moons old I became a digi- destined, and was transported to the digital world, tunred into demidevimon, then ate too much cake and was forced to become an ugly frog toad. I soon traveled back, only to realize that my nemisis, the Fire fire joker cat with no brains, a collection or worms, and the world's first macaroni space station, was waiting for me.

Firestar: :P

Blackstar: And so, I consulted fro- yoda and luke skytalker, who talked a lot, and I was able to locate you. Fortunately, I came across some pedestrian selling steak. EVIL STEAK. And he was able to pinpoint your location.

Russetfur: ...

Firestar: *Steals his wallate and leaves*

Blackstar: AHH NO HE IS ESCAPING! FOILED AGAIN! NOW TO MAKE MY ELEGANT ESCAPE! *Throws aluminum foil on Littlecloud and falls on his face*

Littcloud: *Tin foil falls off him* Uhh...

Russetfur: /)_-

Blackstar: *Gets up* I NOW SHALL TAKE MY LEAVE! *Walks into a ravine* GRR WHO PUT THIS HERE?

Bargainpaw: I did. *Picks up ravine and gives it to epicfail*

Epicfail: *Drops the ravine and accidentally creates world war 3* ....

Blackstar: You did this, bargainpaw? WELL SCREWYOU 

ROD: "Random Stuff" By Kitcat021