*Thunderclan cats ride down from the sky on flying grape flavored snowcones*

Firestar: *Magically reappears* YES I MISSED THIS STUFF! *Explodes into magicalness*

Jayfeather: *Eats snowcone* HAHAHHA GRAVITY IS A LIE! *Levitates and steals berynose's ferfari.*

Leopardstar: *Looks up*  *Has a seizure*  *Chokes on seizure* *Eats seizure* *Chokes on choking* *Dies*

Bluestar: I'LL SAVE YOU!!! *Puts poptarts in blender and makes rainbows* *Pours it on her*

Leopardstar: *Comes alive* I feel... I feel... really grumpy.

Jayfeather: YES SHE IS BACK!

Leopardstar: Nah I was grumpy before. NOW I AM GRUMPY WITH A PASSION!

Lionblaze: YESSSS! 

Leafpool:  CATNIP FOR ALL! Does this make me a bad medicine cat?

Hollyleaf: yes.

Leafpool: ....AWESOME!!!

Graystripe: I CAME IN LEIK A WRECKING BALLLLLLL *Lands on top of silverstream* Well,  this is more awkward than it probably should be.

Millie: Ya think so?

Longtail: IMMMMMMAAAA FIIIRRRRIIINNN' MAH LAAAAAZZZZAAARRRRSSSS  *Domo devours entire riverclan camp* 

Yellowfang: I'M WEARING GLASSES, SO IT'S NOT MY FAULT. *Puts on glasses*

Firestar: Now that I am leader-

Brambleclaw: BUT DADDEEE YOU SAID I COULD GET A SMALL REINDEER SANCTUARY IN THE BAHAMAS!

Firestar: NNNNYYYYYEEEEHHHH

Jayfeather:  Leopardstar, we need you and riverclan to help us in our battle against whatevertheheckwearebattling...clan!

Mistyfoot: One of them is wearing glasses, we can't deny!

Leopardstar: OMSC THAT'S TRUE. Ok, we'll join you in battle!

Windclan: *Flies in on hoverboards*

Onestar: THAT MEANS I WON THE CHALLENGE!

Leopardstar: You gave in already didn't you?

Onestar: Are you kidding? I NEVER EVEN GAVE IT UP! *Takes a flamethrower out of nowhere* WINDCLAN STAND BY!

Windclan: *Put on watermelon hats and weild jalapenos*

Ashfoot: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Onestar: *Lights forest on fire*

Bluestar: FIRESTAR WHAT DID YOU DO!!???!?!?!?!?

Derpystar: HE BECAME QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVM  AND DONUTS.

Bluestar: Starclan at the ready!

Starclan: READY!

Derpystar: DERPCLAN AT THE READY?

Derpysparkle: Oh what?

Bagel: Just yell something.

Derpysparkle: Ok. MAYONNAISE!

Derpyface: MUDKIPZ!

Bagel: BAGELS!

Derpystar: FOR MINECRAFTIA!

Firestar: FOR NARNIA!

Leopardstar: FOR SPARTA!

Onestar: FOR CATNIP!

Bluestar: For sanity!

Cats: BOOOO!

Bluestar: Uhh... FOR CORNDOGS!

Unidentified_User_Collecting_Cheesepuffs: WOW THAT CAT KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING!

Feathertail: We do it for the clans!

Firestar: Great! Now all we need is to get shadowclan and-

Thunder: I'm afraid that won't be happening.

Firestar: Why not?

River: It seems that the prophecy is coming true. Shadow has turned on us. He is on Shadowclan's side in this battle.

Wind: And this time, they will not battle alone.