Longtail: HEY GUESS WHAT EVERYONE?

Firestar: What is it?

Longtail: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

Brambleclaw: THAT'S FABULOUS!

Leopardstar: *Rushes into thunderclan camp pulling a shopping cart full of whipped cream* EVERYONE THERE IS A GATHERING COME TO IT I AM BRINGING TOPPINGS!

Firestar: Fox-dung! That was tonight? I WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING ICE CREAM!

Longtail: Did nobody hear the WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE part?

Brambleclaw: Calm down, longtail! We got worked up last time and we came back -.-

Longtail: BUT WHAT IF WE DON'T?

Brambleclaw: Longtail, name one thing that ended on the sequel. /)_-

Longtail: Half life 2, Portal 2, Left 4 dead 2, Team fortress 2, only two bio-shocks-

Brambleclaw: VALVE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS! 

Leopardstar: We need to get to that gathering before onestar! You have no Idea what he's like around paper bowls!

Firestar: THEN WHY DID YOU ASK HIM TO BRING PAPER BOWLS?

Leopardstar: BECAUSE HE HAD NO PAPER PLATES!

Firestar: WHY WOULD YOU EAT ICE CREAM WITH A PAPER PLATE?

Leopardstar: THAT'S WHY HE'S BRINGING PAPER BOWLS!

Firestar: /)*~*(\

Mistyfoot: LEOPARDSTAR HURRY UP BEFORE THE WHIPPED CREAM MELTS

Leopardstar: WHIPPED CREAM CAN MELT?

Purdy: GET OUT OF OUR CAMP *Pushes button and ejects them out of camp*

Bluestar: What if yolo?

Brightheart: That's not how it works.

Bluestar: YOLO >:|

Brightheart: Go back to starclan .~.

Bluestar: BUT I CRASHED THE SPACE-MOBILE

Brightheart: Not how it works.

Brambleclaw: WHAT THE FRIDGE ARE YOU TWO GOING ON ABOUT?

Longtail: I just wanted a pretty pony :(

Firestar: EVERYBODY SHUT UP I NEED TO TELEPATHICALLY COMMUNICATE WITH SOME ICE CREAM!

Sandstorm: That's great. Can you end the chapter now?

No, we still need like a hundred words!

Sandstorm: Ooooohhhh. You can edit that out right?

Not really...

Squirrelflight: HOW ARE WE EVEN COMMUNICATING?

Through firestar. I am secretly Ice cream.

Thunderclan: O.O

Brambleclaw: OOOOOHHHH MY STARCLAN THIS IS A LIFE CHANGING DISCOVERY! WE CAN SPEAK WITH OUR CREATER!

Greystripe: OKAY GREAT WHAT DOES SILVERSTREAM WANT FOR HER BIRTHDAY?

A shoelace and a cardboard box..?

Firestar: ICE CREAM WE SEEK YOUR GUIDANCE!!!

Actually, I am going to go and have a bowl of legit cereal. BYE!

Facepaw: /)_-

OH WOW WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?

Facepaw: >:D

... ICE CREAM AWAY!