7 IS COOL! (Part 7 of the great battle)

Frostfire: Okeh... okay... HEY EVERYONE WE'RE BACK ONLINE!

Blackstar: That's great!

Frostfire: So should we all get back to killing eachother now?

Bluestar: Actually I think we should all order pizza and jelly beans and then sign a peace treaty or something.

Jayfeather: SERIOUSLY? I WAS SLAYING THINGS WITH A SPATULA. *Throws spatula on ground in disgust and stomps away*

Moonshine: Shouldn't there have been like some huge epic thing where we realize that the randomness was inside us all along and we didn't need catnip to show it?

Frostfire: BBBUUUTTTT I'M LAZZZYYYYYY *Facepaws into ground*

Scourge: What are we supposed to do now?

Bone: Scourge, I always thought that you sounded irish...

Scourge: WHAT THE HECK ARE WE EVEN GOING ON ABOUT?

Brightshadow: Scourge sounds like a good name for an irish cat. You could be, like, the christmas troll.

Glitchspark: That's the grinch.

Brightshadow: *Dances away to the trolling song*

Lionblaze: This battle was really bad. I think I gained brain cells.

Hollyleaf: I think ending on 7 is against the warrior code :/

Moonshine: 7 IS COOL. BOWTIES ARE COOL. CIRCLES ARE COOL.

Frostfire: Circles be evil X3

Longtail: SMALLEAR WHERE THE FREAK ARE YOU?

Smallear: Runnin' 'round yo front lawn, bakin' you pies, snatchin' yo lawnmowers up.

Lawnmower: OH STARCLAN ARE YOU MY CONSCIENCE?

Firestar: THIS IS EVEN STRANGER THAN NORMAL :D

Spiderleg: My video has 112 views, and now someone is trying to sell me a wheelchair. Should I throw a pie or pretend to be riding a giraffe?

Bluestar: *Hands scourge peace treaty* Sign here *Points*

Scourge: *Signs with pawprint*

Bluestar: And here, and here *Keeps pointing*

Scourge: *Signs* ?

Bluestar: And here, and here, and then draw a chibi monkey, and the eiffel tower, and then on the last line write an ominous message in blood :)

Scourge: *~* 

Bone: He's really bad at drawing monkeys -_-

Firestar: THAT IS THE ONLY PROBLEM YOU HAVE WITH THIS ARRANGEMENT?

Thunder: Well, it seems that super thunder cat has once again solved all problems AVENGERS AWAY! *Blast off with starclan cats*

Smallear: Throwin' them cheese puffs, ridin' them unicorns...

Russetclaw: Leafpool you need to fix him :|

Leafpool: I am no longer medicine cat because I tried to run away and become one with the badgers.

Crowfeather: LEAFPOOL THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED.

Leafpool: THEY WERE ACCEPTING ME AND YOU RUINED IT.

Jayfeather: THE FLIP IS EVEN HAPPENNG RIGHT NOW?

Fernstripe: Uhhh... vote for this... magical...?

Raintail: I don't understand what's happening.

Featherheart: I GUESS I MUST SAY LINE NOW BECAUSE WAS FINALLY INCLUDED IN CHAPTER TO HAPPY MUFFIN TIME.

Flarestream: ...Peace?

Blackstar: I am now beginning to realize this was a stupid idea. Oh well. Come, russetclaw, WE SHALL FIND ALL THE SALES. 

*Blackstar and shadowclan cats skip away to the Volde-mart to buy pretzels*

Frostfire: Happy endings. They're so terrifying :,)

A/N HOPE YOU LIKE DAT ENDING! ONE CHAPTER LEFT!

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