7 IS COOL! (Part 7 of the great battle)
Frostfire: Okeh... okay... HEY EVERYONE WE'RE BACK ONLINE!
Blackstar: That's great!
Frostfire: So should we all get back to killing eachother now?
Bluestar: Actually I think we should all order pizza and jelly beans and then sign a peace treaty or something.
Jayfeather: SERIOUSLY? I WAS SLAYING THINGS WITH A SPATULA. *Throws spatula on ground in disgust and stomps away*
Moonshine: Shouldn't there have been like some huge epic thing where we realize that the randomness was inside us all along and we didn't need catnip to show it?
Frostfire: BBBUUUTTTT I'M LAZZZYYYYYY *Facepaws into ground*
Scourge: What are we supposed to do now?
Bone: Scourge, I always thought that you sounded irish...
Scourge: WHAT THE HECK ARE WE EVEN GOING ON ABOUT?
Brightshadow: Scourge sounds like a good name for an irish cat. You could be, like, the christmas troll.
Glitchspark: That's the grinch.
Brightshadow: *Dances away to the trolling song*
Lionblaze: This battle was really bad. I think I gained brain cells.
Hollyleaf: I think ending on 7 is against the warrior code :/
Moonshine: 7 IS COOL. BOWTIES ARE COOL. CIRCLES ARE COOL.
Frostfire: Circles be evil X3
Longtail: SMALLEAR WHERE THE FREAK ARE YOU?
Smallear: Runnin' 'round yo front lawn, bakin' you pies, snatchin' yo lawnmowers up.
Lawnmower: OH STARCLAN ARE YOU MY CONSCIENCE?
Firestar: THIS IS EVEN STRANGER THAN NORMAL :D
Spiderleg: My video has 112 views, and now someone is trying to sell me a wheelchair. Should I throw a pie or pretend to be riding a giraffe?
Bluestar: *Hands scourge peace treaty* Sign here *Points*
Scourge: *Signs with pawprint*
Bluestar: And here, and here *Keeps pointing*
Scourge: *Signs* ?
Bluestar: And here, and here, and then draw a chibi monkey, and the eiffel tower, and then on the last line write an ominous message in blood :)
Scourge: *~*
Bone: He's really bad at drawing monkeys -_-
Firestar: THAT IS THE ONLY PROBLEM YOU HAVE WITH THIS ARRANGEMENT?
Thunder: Well, it seems that super thunder cat has once again solved all problems AVENGERS AWAY! *Blast off with starclan cats*
Smallear: Throwin' them cheese puffs, ridin' them unicorns...
Russetclaw: Leafpool you need to fix him :|
Leafpool: I am no longer medicine cat because I tried to run away and become one with the badgers.
Crowfeather: LEAFPOOL THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED.
Leafpool: THEY WERE ACCEPTING ME AND YOU RUINED IT.
Jayfeather: THE FLIP IS EVEN HAPPENNG RIGHT NOW?
Fernstripe: Uhhh... vote for this... magical...?
Raintail: I don't understand what's happening.
Featherheart: I GUESS I MUST SAY LINE NOW BECAUSE WAS FINALLY INCLUDED IN CHAPTER TO HAPPY MUFFIN TIME.
Flarestream: ...Peace?
Blackstar: I am now beginning to realize this was a stupid idea. Oh well. Come, russetclaw, WE SHALL FIND ALL THE SALES.
*Blackstar and shadowclan cats skip away to the Volde-mart to buy pretzels*
Frostfire: Happy endings. They're so terrifying :,)
A/N HOPE YOU LIKE DAT ENDING! ONE CHAPTER LEFT!
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