Ok toms and she- cats, I have some news for you. I have heard at least three people in the last week say we have a lot in common. And yeah, that is cool and all, but no matter WHAT, you think, I AM A CRAZY RABID OUT OF CONTROL BARBEQUED SQUIRREL CORNFLAKE MANIAC, OK?

Anyway this inspired me to do... something... and here it is :)

10 REASONS WHY YOU ARE NOTHING LIKE FROST

1. I call grape vines grape trees.

2. Nothing is officially a road trip without me yelling "Road trip" every 7 seconds.

3. Whenever somebody says something about breakfast cereal I start talking like batman.

4. I like shiny objects.

5. I am always right. Unless i am wrong. WHEREAS I AM STILL RIGHT.

6. I hate the word moist.

7. I like to skip the number 4 when I count.

8. FROSTFIRE LOGIC

9. I defy gravity. ALWAYS.

10. I say things like that.

I dunno if you can still relate to me after that, but i'm pretty sure all of you will say something in the comments just to make me wrong. And then you would double bluff me and NOT write it. And now because I know your every move you're going to rage quit wattpad and send me hat ecomments. Or no comments at all. or ignore this. WAFFLE HUG!

IF WE CAN GET 10 VOTES I WILL DO THE NEXT CHAPTER TONIGHT.

There is no ROD here. Someone send me one?