Russetstar: Welcome, leaders. You all know why we are here.

Bramblestar: That I do, Russetstar. Onestar, are you ready?

Onestar: Ready. You, Mistystar?

Mistystar: Yes. Silence now, this is important. Bring forth you best warrior.

Russetstar: I call the warrior rowanclan to my side.

Rowanclan: Here, russetstar.

Bramblestar: Lionblaze. You're up.

Lionblaze: *Nods seriously*

Onestar: I have thought hard about this. Swallowpelt.

Swallowpelt: I accept the challenge.

Mistystar: And finally, I choose Rainstorm to represent our clan.

Russetstar: As tradition, we have chosen our battlers. Retreat to your stations.

*Leaders sit on four stone pillars around the clearing*

Russetfur: Alright everybody, welcome. to. The.... POKEMON TOURNAMENT!

Deputies: *YEAH WHOO HOO!

Russetstar: FOUR WAY BATTLE! CHOOSE YOUR POKEMON!

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Rainstorm: WATER DROP, I CHOOSE YOU! *Throws water into the center of the stadium. It dissolves into the dirt* NUUUU HOW I TRAINED THAT THING FOR 10349710972816298 YEARS! *Runs away crying*

Mistystar: ... >:(

Lionblaze: TREE, I CHOOSE YOU! *Throws tree into clearing*

Rowanclaw: FOX, I CHOOSE YOU! *Fox appears in clearing*

Fox: *Goes crazy and attacks everybody*

Russetstar: /)_-

Swallowpelt: SWALLOWS, GO! *swallows fly away* :'(

Russetstar: LIONBLAZE IS THE ONLY COMPETITOR LEFT! WOULD ANYBODY LIKE TO CHALLENGE HIM-

Jayfeather: I will challenge him! *Walks out of the fog to trumpet music* *Slams into tree* *Gets up* I- *Tree falls on him* I H- *Branch pulls back and thwacks his face* I HAVE- *Trips over root* I. HAVE. MY- * Falls on rock* I... have... my....- *Flood washes over him* IS THIS DONE YET?! as I was saying, I have my- *World explodes*

*In starclan*

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