Cat: Welcome to treeclan!

Frostfire: thanks. The other clan was weird.

Moonshine: What's you name?

Cat: STARSTAR!

Moonshine: *_*

Starstar: We appreciate you joining us. Here is a free phone! Actually it's a landline. With no internet. Or license, because I stole them.

Frostfire: You are a very strange cat...

Starstar: I INVENTED STARCLAN X3 *Throws phone on the ground and it becomes a hologram*

Moonshine: WOW THAT IS AWESOME. 

Starstar: Yeah I have no idea how it just did that but I'm gonna roll with it. 

Hologram: *Shows picture of Starstar throwing a phone on the ground*

Raintail: Isn't it showing us what just happened? 

Starstar: Uh no actually thats how I created starclan...

Featherheart: Wait so how did it work?

Starstar: I dunno. Some guy was trying to sell me steak 030

Frostfire: So how was The dark forest created?

Starstar: Go ask Darkdark. 

Featherheart: I'm not going to ask.

Fernstripe: e_e