Tigerstar: Ok I fixed our problem. I ended up with a really cool book called warrior cat randomness... look! It's writing everything I say! Wattpad... sounds cool. And by the way, if you see an unconscious twoleg in the forest.... it's probably just faking.

Darkstripe: O.O

Tigerstar: NOW WATCH AS MY EVIL PLAN COMMENCES!

Firestar: Ugh i'm so hungry. *Starts eating squirrel from the fresh kill pile*

Tigerstar: *Rushes into the clearing* HA! TAKE THAT, FIRESTAR! I POISONED THAT SQUIRREL, AND NOW YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL RULE THE FOREST!!!

Firestar: O.o

Tigerstar: >:D

Firestar: ...

Tigerstar: WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET?!

Firestar: I dunno Why are you asking me?

Berrynose: *Screaming* THERE WERE DEATHBERRIES HIDDEN IN MY SQUIRREL! WHY? I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE CHEATED ON POPPYFROST! I'M SORRY, STARCLAN!

Poppyfrost: WHAT?!

Berrynose: I'M GONNA DIE! SOMEBODY SAVE ME! JAYFEATHER! HAAAALLLLLPPPPP!!!!

Jayfeather: *Whistles and ignores*

Berrynose: >:O

Everybody else in clan: *Start whistling*

Berrynose: =X_X=

Darkstripe: Whoa EPIC FAIL! How did you make that mistake?

Tigerstar: I... I put it in the fresh- kill pile...

Darkstripe: And you thought firestar would happen to pick that very squirrel?

Tigerstar: ...

Darkstripe: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL :D

Tigerstar: -_-