Tigerstar: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'VE POISONED FIRESTAR'S FRESH KILL AND I WILL FINALLY HAVE MY donuts.

Hey who did that?! I meant to say, I will get my Pickle.

Ok, seriously stop! You're ruining my hamster.

You know, just- whatever. I just won't say it.

Darkstripe: Umm who are you talking to?

Tigerstar: The narrorator

Darkstripe: ...What?

Tigerstar: Some cat called smallcat from treeclan told me somebody on a laptop is floating through the sky and editing our speech.

Darkstripe: That's... umm... nice to know.

Tigerstar: Yeah. Cool, huh?

Darkstripe: Sure... *Looking nervously at the sky*

Tigerstar: Anyway, Darkstripe, you kinda just majorly messed up my whole plan.

Darkstripe: What plan?

Tigerstar: You'll see. Mwahaha. Mwahahahahahaha. Mwahahahahahahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Grinning evilly*

Darkstripe: Tigerstar just... just stop, Ok? Not cool.

Tigerstar: :( WHY U ALWAYS RUIN MY churro? OH COME ON!!!