Darkstripe: Tigerstar, r u ok?

Tigerstar :*Sniffs* No T-T

Darkstripe: So... err... the book's almost over... and...

Tigerstar: If you propose to me, I will eat ur face -_-

Darkstripe: WHAT?1 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT IDEA?

Tigerstar: Oh. Let's forget the last five minutes of our lives. 

*Silence*

Tigerstar: The reason I'm sad is because throughout this whole story, I have done nothing truly evil at all.

Darkstripe: Aww, tigerstar. Be proud of yourself. You did great! You're a horrible, greedy cat who cares nothing about others and holds everlasting grudges.

Tigerstar: Thanks, Darkstripe. It really means a lot :')

Darkstripe: Let's get ready. There's a gathering tommorow night. Do you want to go?

Tigerstar: I suppose so. We might as well prepare for the worst. u.u