Tigerstar: Psst cloudtail come and join the dark side

Cloudtail: No way!

Tigerstar: We have cookies...

Cloudtail: HOW MANY?!

Tigerstar: Lots.

Hawkfrost: Uhh I ate them all *burp*

Cloudtail: D:

Tigerstar: AGH GO FROST SOME HAWKS, FROSTED HAWK!

Hawksfrost: :(

Frostfire: DID SOMEBODY SAY FROSTFIRE?

Hawkfrost: *Whispers* What is happening to my life?

Tigerstar: I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER THAN A KNIFE. *Holds up metal object*

Cloudtail: Ooh, spork..... I WANNIT. *Tackles him*

Hawkfrost: I need to go see a therapist...

Frostfire: I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP! :D

Hawkfrost: I don't know-

Frostfire: What? Its perfectly legal- as long as they stay out of jail this time.

Cloudtail: *Grabs the spork and Leaves*

Hawkfrost: 0.0 *Sulks and trudges away*

Frostfire: *Follows him* SO IS IT A DEAL?

Tigerstar: *alone*

Tigerstar: Hellooooooooooooooooo? *looks at leaf* Anybody in there? *Nothing* ANSWER ME!