Yellowfang: WELCOME TO ANOTHER STARCLAN TELEVISION SHOW!!! IN THIS EPISODE, WE WILL BE HAVING A CONTEST FOR THE GRAND PRIZE!! *Points to a red curtain and it parts, revealing a gleaming red monster*

Crowd: *cheers*

Yellowfang: WE ARE GOING TO SEE WHO CAN SAY THE MOST RANDOM THINGS FOR THE LONGEST PERIOD OF TIME! THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE, BECAUSE IT IS LEADERS ONLY! INTODUCING..... BLACKSTAR!

Blackstar: Appears on stage* I LIKES BACON!

Yellowfang: Leopardstar!

Leopardstar: I AM NON- LEOPARDSTAR!

Yellowfang: ONESTAR!

Onestar: ONESTAR IS A SUPERSTAR!

Yellowfang: FIRESTAR!

Firestar: I DUN LIKE WAFFLES!

Crowd: *aCheering like mad*

Firestar: Thank you, thank you!

Yellowfang: AND THE NEWEST ADDITION TO THE FOREST, FOODSTAR!

Crowd: *Cheers even louder for random thing*

Foodstar: Hai. :)

Crowd: *Silent and confused*

Yellowfang: Umm anyway.... LET DAH GAMES BEGIN! THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS! *Rules appear on a giant screen above head*

1. BE COMPLETELY RANDOM!

2. FIRST ONE TO HESITATE IS OUT!

3. YELLOWFANG HAS PERMISSION TO FISH- SLAP YOU! *Snickers*

4. DON'T STOP UNTIL THE BELL DINGS!

5. NO ONE IS BETTER THAN YELLOWFANG! -Not written by yellowfang!!!

Jayfeather: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was written by yellowfang...

Yellowfang: SSHHHHHH!!!

Jayfeather:...

Yellowfang: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Crowd: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

                                                     -Random words contest-

Leopardstar: This is NOT a random word contest!

yellowfang: DISQUALIFIED!

Leopardstar: NOT DISQUALIFIED!

Yellowfang: Ok then, not disqualified.

Leopardstar: DISQUALIFIED! *Leaves*

Blackstar: BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yellowfang: DISQUALIFIED!

Blackstar: Aww, bacon.  :(

Firestar: *Giving speech on why waffles should be banned* THEY THREATEN OUR CHILDREN AND OUR PARENTS! WAFFLES ARE WHY WE GET SICK! SICK OF WAFFLES! AND THAT IS WHY WAFFLES SHOULD BE BANNED!

Yellowfang: *Asleep*

Firestar: YELLOWTEETH!

Yellowfang: *Wakes up* WHA HUH?! I mean umm... *yawns* good job firestar... *falls asleep again*

Crowd: *Boo and throw crowfood at firestar*

Firestar: D': *Runs away crying*

Yellowfang: DOWN TO OUR LAST TWO CONTESTANTS! IT'S A WORD BATTLE SHOWDOWN!

                                                                -Final round-

Onestar: narrows eyes* YOU'RE GOING DOWN, CHICKEN NUGGET!

Foodstar: I'M A FAIRY UNICORN! :)

Onestar: I'M GOING TO SUE YOU WITH SOUOP! HAHAHA! GET IT?! SOUP?!

Cricket: *Chirping*

Onestar: ...

Foodstar: AGH EVIL CANTELOUPE! CANTELOPE! CANT-A-LOPE! CANT-A-LOP! CANT-A-LOOP! CAN'T-A- LOOP! CAN'T A LOOP GO THROUGH CIRCLES?!

Crowd: *Laughing*

Onestar: OH YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? WELL... WELL LOOK AT THIS! *Grabs a hat and starts to tap-dance*

Crowd: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S TO HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!! *Leave covering their eyes*

Yellowfang: Onestar's DISQUALIFIED!

Foodstar: LOL YOU GOT DIS- QUIAL- I- PIED! THIS QUIAL IS PIED! YEAH! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Onestar: :( *Disappears*

Foodstar: YAY THE EVIL SUNFLOWER PANCAKE TOOK A TRTAIN THROUGHA CORNOCOPIA HAMSTER DANCE GRIZZLY BEAR!

Yellowfang:.... WE HAVE A WINNER!

Foodstar: YAY! I WILL LOVE IT FOREVER! *Slow- motion running towards monster* SSSSSOOOOO HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs past monster and holds up lint* MAI TROPHEE!

Yellowfang: Umm foodstar that's not your-

Foodstar: *Sings* IT'S MY LOVELY TROPHY AND IT'S AMAZING HAHAHAHAHAHA :D

I WILL KEEP IT

IN A POUCH

IN A TUBE

IN A BOX

IN A CRATE

IN A HOLE

IN A DEN

IN A CAMP

ON A HILL

IN THE FOREST

IN STARCLAN

IN A TOWN

IN A CITY

IN A DISTRICT

IN A COUNTY

IN A STATE

IN A COUNTRY

ON A CONTINENT

IN THE WORLD

ON THE EARTH

IN THE GALAXY

IN THE UNIVERSE

IN THE SPACE AND TIME CONTINIUM!

Yellowfang: I don't know what any of that meant, but whatever. You can go now.

Foodstar: *Leaves holding lint* :D

Yellowfang: At least nothing broke this time...

*Camera explodes*

Yellowfang: Errm I can fix that...

*Lights explode shattering windows and caving in roof. Walls are on fire*

Yellowfang: But not that. :d *Runs*