Duck: HEY! *Bum bum bum* GOT ANY GRAPES?

Firestar: kills duck*

Duck: X_X

Longtail: YOU JUST KILLED MY GREATEST HERO!

NEVERMIND I'LL FIND,

A DUCK LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOO-

I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST

FOR-

Jayfeather: Shut up! *Slaps*

*Dozens of rabid ducks invade camp and attack people*

Thunderclan: e.e

Duck spirit: SUCCCKKKKKKEEEERRRSSS!