Starwars in starclan

Yellowfang: Hey, everyone! Welcome back to the show. Starclan knows talent has been canceled due too a recent vote. It 3 to 1. Except that one was hollyleaf, so... anyway, this time we are doing a few short skits on STARWARS! Starring your favorite characters!

Ok, first skit. Queue the lights... Roll the camera... and-

Hollyleaf: CAMERAS ARE AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE! *Writes 'I do not follow the warrior code' on yellowfang's forehead in sharpie and runs away*

Yellowfang: -ACTION!

                                                                      SCENE ONE

Tigerstar: Brambleclaw, If you only knew the power the dark side held...

Brambleclaw: NO! I'll never join you! You killed my father!

Tigerstar: Brambleclaw. I. am. Your. Father.

Brambleclaw: NUUUUUUUUUUU IT CAN'T BE TRUE!

Tigerstar: LOL it is so true. I have your birth certificate and everything! Look at your first passport! WHO'S A FUZZY KITTY? BRAMBLEKIT IS! THAT'S WHO!

Brambleclaw: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME ON TV?!

Tigerstar: Wait we're on TV?! YAY BREAKDANCING TIME!

Brambleclaw: Cut it! cut the video! CUT IT NOW!

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                                                                   SCENE TWO

Spottedleaf: I CAN DO IT MYSELF!

Fireheart: No! It could be dangerous!

Spottedleaf: If you love me, let me do it!

Fireheart: Whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. WHOA. When did I say that?

Spottedleaf: Well don't you?

Yellowfang: Hey guys, this isn't part of the scene...

Lionblaze: Can I come out now?

Yellowfang: You kina already have. Anyway. Action!

Brambleclaw: It's not like that, spot...

Spottedleaf: Oh please, fireheart.

Lionblaze: You guys do know you're siblings, right?

Jayfeather: MAYBE THEY ARE EGYPTIANS!!!

Hollyleaf: EGYPTIANS ARE AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!

Yellowfang: Ok, who let her in?!

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