Starwars in starclan
Yellowfang: Hey, everyone! Welcome back to the show. Starclan knows talent has been canceled due too a recent vote. It 3 to 1. Except that one was hollyleaf, so... anyway, this time we are doing a few short skits on STARWARS! Starring your favorite characters!
Ok, first skit. Queue the lights... Roll the camera... and-
Hollyleaf: CAMERAS ARE AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE! *Writes 'I do not follow the warrior code' on yellowfang's forehead in sharpie and runs away*
Yellowfang: -ACTION!
SCENE ONE
Tigerstar: Brambleclaw, If you only knew the power the dark side held...
Brambleclaw: NO! I'll never join you! You killed my father!
Tigerstar: Brambleclaw. I. am. Your. Father.
Brambleclaw: NUUUUUUUUUUU IT CAN'T BE TRUE!
Tigerstar: LOL it is so true. I have your birth certificate and everything! Look at your first passport! WHO'S A FUZZY KITTY? BRAMBLEKIT IS! THAT'S WHO!
Brambleclaw: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME ON TV?!
Tigerstar: Wait we're on TV?! YAY BREAKDANCING TIME!
Brambleclaw: Cut it! cut the video! CUT IT NOW!
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SCENE TWO
Spottedleaf: I CAN DO IT MYSELF!
Fireheart: No! It could be dangerous!
Spottedleaf: If you love me, let me do it!
Fireheart: Whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. WHOA. When did I say that?
Spottedleaf: Well don't you?
Yellowfang: Hey guys, this isn't part of the scene...
Lionblaze: Can I come out now?
Yellowfang: You kina already have. Anyway. Action!
Brambleclaw: It's not like that, spot...
Spottedleaf: Oh please, fireheart.
Lionblaze: You guys do know you're siblings, right?
Jayfeather: MAYBE THEY ARE EGYPTIANS!!!
Hollyleaf: EGYPTIANS ARE AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!
Yellowfang: Ok, who let her in?!
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