Yellowfang: Hello, my name is yellowfang! today on starclan knows talent, our three judges, Cloudtail, Greystripe, and Hollyclaw will be at the stand.

Cloudtail: COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES!

Greystripe: HOW THE HECK DID I GET HERE?!

Hollyleaf: STARCLAN HOSTED TALENT SHOWS ARE AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!

Graystripe: Why are your teeth so yellow?

Yellowfang: Because cats don't brush their teeth.

Hollyleaf: NOT BRUSHING YOUR TEETH IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!

Yellowfang: Our first contestant is Kestrelflight of windclan. Let's see how he does.

Kestrelflight: Hello my name is kestrelflight and I came here to fall on my face! *falls*

Cloudtail, Greystripe, Hollyclaw: XXX

Cloudtail: I GIVE HIM ZERO COOKIES!

Hollyleaf: COOKIES ARE AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!

Greystripe -_(\

Yellowfang: Our next contestant is tigerstar- wait, who let him in?

Tigerstar: Thank you! I will be performing a dance! *Happy the song starts playing* *Starts breakdancing* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cloudtail, greystripe, hollyclaw: OXX

Greystripe: Cloudtail, why did you vote for him?

Cloudtail: Because the O looks like a cookie!

Hollyleaf: VOTING IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!

Greystripe: Then why are you doing it?

Hollyleaf: BECAUSE I GET A FREE SHARPIE!

Cloudtail: AND I GET FREE COOKIES!

Yellowfang: No, you don't.

Cloudtail: Aww. Can I have some of Greystripe's waffle then?

Yellowfang: Greystripe doesn't get a waffle.

Greystripe: >:O  *Leaves*

Hollyleaf: LEAVING IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE! *Chases*

Cloudtail: *Slaps tigertsra with a fish then steals his cookies and leaves*

Tigerstar: >:(

Yellowfang: Errm... see you next time on starclan knows talent! *Runs, leaving camera on*

Tigerstar: Yay! *Breakdances in front of camera*

Entire world: *Gouging their eyes out*