Yellowfang: ALRIGHT EVRY ONE THE DANCE- OFF IS ABOUT TO BEGIN! ARE WE READY?!

Audiance: YES!!!

Yellowfang: LAST ONE STANDING WINS MICE FOR DAYS!

Audiance: *Echoes* OOOOH MICE FOR DAYSSSSS

Yellowfang: GO!!! *Random music comes on*

Longtail: *Slides onto stage dancing*

*Jayfeather, cloudtail, Tigerstar, leafpool, sorreltail, and many other cats join in*

Longtail: MOUSEFUR?!

Mousefur: 'Sup homie? 

Longtail: *Squeals like a little girl* 

Jayfeather & Leafpool: *Doing the wave* 

Sorreltail: I WANT TO JOIN! *All cats join in the wave* 

Randomclan appears*

Crazystar: OOH ME TOO!

Graystripe: BUT FIRST- LEMME TAKE A SELFIE! (Selfie selfie selfie selfie)

Hazpaw: *Starts doing the gangnam shake*

Sloganpaw: WHOO HOO HAZPAW YOU GO!

Hazpaw: I HAZ DA BOOM- BOOM POW, 'GON MAKE IT SUPERSIZED, I GOT THAT BOOM BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM BOOM, I HAZ THAT BOOM BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Facepaw: /)_-

Crazystar: ALL ABOARD THE CRAZY TRAIN! *Starts a conga line*

Onestar: YOU'RE ALL INSANE! :D INSANE'S MY MIDDLE NAME! 

Breezepelt: I thought it was lesley?

Onestar: !!! *Grabs frying pans and hits with it* YOUR JUST A JEALOUS UMPALUMPA! 

Breezepelt: ....

Jayfeather: O.O BREEEEEEZZZZEEEEEEPELLLLLLTTTTTTT!!!!????!!!!???

Leafpool: ATTACK! 

*Hollyleaf, leafpool, jayfeather, and crowfeather chase him off stage*

Longtail: NUUU SOULMATE!

*Only cats left are mousefur, onestar, longtail, crazystar, graystripe, hazpaw, and Tigerstar*

Tigerstar: I AM PANTS BACK IN DANCE!

Graystripe: THAT MAKES NO SENSE!

Tigerstar: AND YOU MAKE NO DOLLARS MAKING ME RICHER THAN YOU.... I think?

Graystripe: I'm outta here. BUT FIRST- LEMME TAKE A SELFIE! *Starts dancing and the song Selfie comes on*

Hazpaw: I HAZ INNOCENCE DAMAGE!

Onestar: SHUT UP FACEPAW!

Hazpaw: I'm not facepaw -_-

Onestar: No i was trying to facepaw, facepaw! As in facepawing!

Hazpaw: Yeah facepaw left...

Longtail: FACEPAW LEFT?!

Onestar: *Facepaw*

Longtail: THISCHAPTERHASNOTITLE!

Crazystar: THIS CHAPTER HAS NO TITLE?!

Longtail: THISCHAPTERHASNOTITLE IS NOT HERE AT THE MOMENT! PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BANANARAMA! *Runs around with a chainsaw*

Mousefur: WHERE THE MOUSE DID THAT COME FROM?

Onestar: I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEECCCKKKKIIINNNNGGG BALL-

Yellowfang: DISQUALIFIED!

Onestar: O_O *Faints*

Graystripe: *Steals his frying pan and attacks Tigerstar* YOU MUST PAY FOR YOUR HORRIBLE BREAKDANCING!

Tigerstripe: !!! *Starts to belly- flop away*

Yellowfang: AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE DOWN TO OUR LAST THREE CONTESTANTS, LONGTAIL, CRAZYSTAR, AND HAZPAW!

Hazpaw: YAY! Smashes camera with churro*

Yellowfang: O.O DISQUALIFIED!

Hazpaw: I haZ a sad. :(

Longtail: Mousefur, it's just you and me! Mousefur?

Mousefur: *Sleeping*

Longtail: HAHAHA I'M THE WINNER!

Cloudtail: NOT SO FAST, TACO GUY!

Longtail: *Shocked*

Yellowfang: BONUS ROUND- WHOEVER CAM MAKE THE BEST AND MOST SONGS WINS!

*Final round*

Longtail starts singing call me maybe, but Cloudtail counter- attacks with 'The best song ever!'

This battle gets intense as Longtail grabs a bullhorn and yells into it, then begins the song Radioactive! Oh no, Cloudtail can't bare it! In  a desperate attempt, he is now singing wrecking ball!

Longtail only sings louder, and Cloudtail is forced into submission! But cloudtail grabs his invisible grappling hook and swings it, pulling the other down with it. Aww, it's a tie!

Yellowfang: IT'S A TIE! FIRST ONE TO THE TROPHIE WINS! 

Longtail: Slowly gets up* 

Cloudtail: *Is too weak*

Longtail: I'M THE WINNER! 

Yellowfang: Ok, come get the trophie!

Longtail: BUT FIRST- LEMME TAKE A SELFIE! *Draws on cloudtail's face with sharpie* *aRuns away laughing meniacally with his chainsaw*

Yellowfang: That's getting old...

Bluestar: YELLOWFANG, I TOLD YOU NO MORE HOSTED TELEVISION SHOWS! YOU COME WITH ME RIGHT NOW!

Yellowfang: I would like to.... BUT FIRST, LET ME TAKE A SELFIE! *Disappears*

Bluestar: O.O