Sorreltail: HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY PURDY! CAN WE GO TO THE MALL?!

Purdy: *Groans* we've been there twice!

Sorreltail: so...?

Purdy: TODAY! TWICE TODAY!!!

Sorreltail: Oh. what about the arcade?

Purdy: six times.

Sorreltail: Shopping center?

Purdy: seventeen

Sorreltail: go- kart stadium?

Purdy: 333 times in the last week alone...

Sorreltail: HOW ABOUT THE VENDING MACHINE EMPORIUM?! :D

Purdy: .....................................No.

Sorreltail: But whhhhhyyyyyyy? *making puppy dog eyes*

Purdy: You know what happens to you around vending machines...

Sorreltail: Ok that was just one time!

Purdy: ._.

Sorreltail: 2....?

Purdy: -_-

Sorreltail: 3?

Purdy: *shaking head*

Sorreltail: Ok four times, I admit it.

Purdy: -_(\

Sorreltail: .......................OK FINE I WENT CRAZY AROUND VENDING MACHINES 12748399272668386838887162638400380000303830038272635551414363883020101 TIMES! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?! YES, I KEEP TRACK OK?! *Starts crying and running in circles*

Purdy: O.o

Sorreltail: T-T

Purdy: Alright, sorreltail. *sighs*

Sorreltail: *Stops crying and smiles sweetly* Okpurdymeetyououtfrontinyourmosterbythewayiffirestarasksyougavmepermissiontodothis!

Purdy: 0.0

Smallear: Slow- poke moody eat poo trout bunt tin core lobster buy the say if liar car masks roo shave bee addition do poo kiss???

Purdy: No, smallear... just... no.