*Starclan*

Yellowfang: One-eye, bluestar told me you were complaining about your bedding...

One-eye: I am! Because Swiftpaw's such a DIPSTICK my bedding is completely WET!

Smallear: Oh calm down, one-

One-eye: I AM NOT CALMING DOWN!

Smallear: You're a falling gown?

One-eye: NO YOU DING- BAT!

Smallear: O.O

Snowkit: Hai smallear!

Smallear: Hey look it's mini- me!

Smowkit: You can't see?

Smallear: What bland cheese?

Snowkit: Please what?

Smallear: BEES BUTT?

Snowkit: ....

Smallear: ...

Snowkit and Smallear: *At same time* YAY!

One-eye: YOU'RE ALL MELONHEADS!

Snowkit: :'(

Swiftpaw: One-eye's a name caller!

Bluestar: One-eye's a name caller?

Whitestorm: ONE- EYE'S A NAME CALLER!

Lionheart. I KNEW IT!

Frostfur: Knew what?

Honeyfern: OOOOONNNNNEEEEE-------EEEEYYYYYYYEEEEE''''''''SSSSSS A NAME CALLERRRRR!

One-eye: SHUT UP FLEA-PELTS!

Everyone: *Accusing eachother of random things*

Frostfur: I HAVE FEETS!

Smallear: I LIKE BEETS TOO!

Snowkit: WHAT ARE LEEKS?

Smallear: YOU COPIER!

Snowkit: NO, YOU'RE SLOPPIER!

Bluestar: EAT THE BANNANA! *Shoving bananas in people's faces*

Yellowfang: YOU ARE A SOCK!

Feathertail: NO I AM NOT!

Yellowfang: YOU ARE PURPLE!

Feathertail: Actually no, that is only a misconception. I am, and always will be, Silver.

Lionheart: Well, Stormfur was-

Feathertail: STORMFUR WAS GRAY I AM SILVER CAN'T ANY OF YOU CATS SEE THAT?!

Longtail: Nope. I can't see anything!

Yellowfang: STOP YELLING!

One-eye: .-.