*Random cat walks into a starbucks*

Cat: *To longtail at counter* Hi, are you unemployed?

Longtail: No, I am working at starbucks. :)

Cat: Ok, Workingatstarbusks, have you seen a cat named unemployed?

Longtail: No, my name isn't working at starbucks-

Cat: YOU'RE NAME GOT FIRED?

Longtail: /)_-

Cat: Well, if you see unemployed please tell me! *Leaves*

Graystripe: *Walks in*

Longtail: LOL speaking of unemployed! XD

Graystripe: Not. Funny.

Longtail: HAHAHA UNEMPLOYED!

Graystriep: ._.

Longtail: DO YOU WANT SOME COFFEE, UNEMPLOYED?! *Smahes pie in face*

Graystripe: 0.0

Longtail:*To theme of titanium*

YOU SAY I'M NOT,

BUT I AM!

YOU ARE UNEMPLOYED!

WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT-

NOT EMPLOYED,

YEAH YOU SHOULD GET A JOB!

*Dances the gangnam shake*

Graystriep: -_-

Firestar: LONGTAIL! ARE YOU HARRASSING THE CUSTOMERS AGAIN?THAT'S IT! YOU ARE NOW UNEMPLOYED!

Cat: You're unemployed? I've been looking all over for you! *Drags longtail off*

Graystripe: WHO'S UNEMPLOYED NOW?! :P