Tigerstar: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY! *Shoves angry dog into center of camp*

Thunderclan cats: AHHHHH! *All hide*

Thunderclan camp: *Picks itself up and runs away*

Thunderclan cats: ...AHHHH *Follow it*

Lionpaw: YAY PUPPY!

Dog: GRRRRRRR- *Yelps*

Lionpaw: *Squeezing it*

YAY I WILL CALL YOU MISTER FLUFFERS AND YOU WILL MAGICALLY CREATE ME PANTS AND THEN WE CAN GIVE EACHOTHER MAKEOVERS AND PRACTICE BALLET TOGETHER!

Dog: *Snarls and bites his tail off*

Lionpaw: AHHH BAD MISTER FLUFFERS! *Whacks it with tree*

Dog: Dead*

Lionpaw: YAY LET'S PLAY HID AND SEEK! *Jumps into hole*

*10 years later*

Elderly lionpaw: Wow. You suck at this game -_-