Crowfeather: Oh hey leafpool! What are you doing here?

Leafpool: You see, crowfeather... there's... there's something I need to tell you.

Crowfeather: What is it?

Leafpool: What would you do if I stole your clan's prey?

Crowfeather: Take the blame. :)

Leafpool: What would you do if I attacked you?

Crowfeather: Let you win :)

Leafpool: What would you do if I was no longer allowed to see you?

Crowfeather: Ok, leafpool, what are you getting at here?

Leafpool: Please, crowfeather, please don't hate me!

Crowfeather: No matter what it is, i will always love you. :D

Leafpool: Ok, here goes...  Crowfeather...

Crowfeather: Yes...?

Leafpool: I... I...

Crowfeather: Whatever it is, I promise I won't be mad.

Leafpool: Promise?

Crowfeather: Promise.

Leafpool.: Ok. Jaykit, hollykit, and linokit are actually your kits.

Crowfeather: ...

Leafpool: ...

Crowfeather: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?