Scourge: Jayfeather...

Jayfeather: yeah?

Scourge: Come here.

Jayfeather: NUUUU

Scourge: Why not?

Jayfeather: Because my stick told me not to.

Scourge: ...

Jayfeather: Petting stick and grinning

Scourge: Jayfeather, I'm dying.

Jayfeatther: No your not.

Scourge: Yes I am.

Jayfeather: You really aren't-

Scourge: I AM DYING OK?!

Jayfeather: o.o

Scourge: but before I die I must tell you that... that I...

Jayfeather: *Hugging stick scared*

Scourge: Jayfeather, I am your.... Mother's uncle's sister's cat's fishes' grandpa's brother- in- law's nephew's father's twoleg's neighbor's cat's son's brother' sister.

Jayfeather: O.O

Scourge: Also, you have to take over my Taco bell. :3