Frostfire: Ok everybody, this interview was suggested by PUPPY_HEART! She put one up first :) Anyway, Todays interview on JAYFEATHER will be done by raintail. :)

Raintail: :]

Jayfeather: *Walks into room* Is this taco bell?

Frostfire: HAI JAYFEATHER AND WELCOME TO YOUR INTERVIEW!

Jayfeather: ....So no taco bell?

Frostfire: NOPE! *Puts in chair*

Jayfeather: AAAAHHHHHHH IT'S A PSYCHO GOOSE HOBO!

Frostfire: I prefer cornflake but I LIKE YOUR VERSION TOO! BYE! *Gives sheet to raintail*

Jayfeather: ....

Raintail: Hello, Jayfeather. :)

Jayfeather: AAAGHHH WHO ARE YOU?!

Raintail: Raintail.

Jayfeather: Who rained on your tail?

Raintail: Nobody, Jayfeather. Nobody at all.

Jayfeather: But-

Raintail: FIRST QUESTION: DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON BRIARLIGHT?

Jayfeather: I AM BLIND NOT DEAF!

Raintail: You are now. >:|

Jayfeather: Well DUH you blew my eardrums out!

Raintail: Ok are you ready?

Jayfeather: Do I wha?

Raintail: ARE YOU READY?

Jayfeather: I can't exactly-

Raintail: ARE. YOU. READY?!?!?!

Jayfeather: ARE. YOU. A. FREAK?!

Raintail: Yes. Now onto the first question.

Jayfeather: e.e

Raintail: Do you have a crush on briarlight?

Jayfeather: Did she ask you to say that?

Raintail: No-

Jayfeather: Then no, I don't. :]

Raintail: Well what if she did?

Jayfeather: Then I might as well let her believe it. :)

Raintail: Ouch. Isn't she gonna be watching this?

Jayfeather: O.O I didn't think of that.

*At camp*

Briarlight: WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT WHAT? HOW COULD HE- WHAT?!

Willowshine: Don't break a sweat over this. He loves me. <3_<3

Briarlight: >:O

*At interview*

Jayfeather: Yeah that might pose a problem in the future....

Raintail: Next question: If you weren't blind, what would you do?

Jayfeather: See. ._.

Raintail: Why are you thunderclanners  always so blunt about stuff?

Jayfeather: *Shrugs*

Raintail: Third question: If you had to be in another clan, which one would it be?

Jayfeather: RIVERCLAN! :D

Raintail: ... Why?

Jayfeather: Err umm no reason. :-]

*Riverclan camp*

Willowshine: *Picking petals off of flower* He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not- *Sees interview on television* HE LOVES ME!!!! :D

*Interview*

Jayfeather: If that's it, I'm going back to be with my love. :)

Raintail: Briarlight?

Jayfeather: Sure.

*Thunderclan camp*

Jayfeather: I LOVE MY STICK, MY STICK LOVES ME, WE'RE ONE HAPPY FAMILY! *Dancing with stick* STICK STICK NOBODY CAN TAKE IT AWAY!

Willowshine: Grrrrrr *Sets stick on fire*

Jayfeather: NUUUUU SHINY TREE! WHY? WHY U DO THIS TO MEEEE? *Singing to 'this girl is on fire'*

MY STICK IS ON FIREEEEEE!

MY STICK IS ON FIIIIRRR-R-R-R-R-RE!

IT'S JUST SO ON FIRE!

MIGHT AS WELL GET WILLOWSHINE, TOOOO!  *Chases willowshine with flaming stick*

Rock: o.e