Yellowfang: HEY EVERYONE AND WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER STARCLAN MOVIE!

Crowd: *Cheers*

Yellowfang: TODAY'S ACTORS ARE AS FOLLOWS- LIONBLAZE AS PEETA, WHITESTORM AS KATNISS, HOLLYLEAF AS RUE, AND JAYFEATHER AS HAYMITCH! MORE CASTINGS AS MOVIE PROGRESSES.

*Scene 8, Take 1* Walking in forest

*Walking through forest*

Whitestorm: Peeta, I don't know how long we're going to survive this...

Lionblaze: Don't worry, we just- OMSC! *Runs over to deathberry bush* SOMEONE GET ME A BLENDER!

*Scene 12, take 4* Rue's death

Yellowfang: IN THIS SCENE, CLOUDTAIL AS MARVEL!

Cloudtail: *Throws knife at Rue's heart* *Misses* OH CHIZ OH CHIZ OH CHIZ I SHOULD'VE GONE WITH THE SHARPNESS III ICECREAM!

*Scene 3, take 2* Meeting with Haymitch

Jayfeather: If you want sponsors, you've got to get them. Make the people like you. 

Longtail: I WILL SPONSOR YOU! LONGTAIL'S MANUFACTURING! YOU HEAR ME? I WILL SPONSOR YOU!

Whitewing: O.o

*Scene 5, take 1* Another sponsor meeting

Jayfeather: Katniss, the stick emporium is willing to sponsor you. You do like sticks, right?

Whitewing: Actually no.

Jayfeather:...

Whitewing: ...

Jayfeather: I just realized.... I hate every fiber of your being.

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