Tacopaw: Foodstar where are we going?

Foodstar: To visit our new neighbors. *Going to thunderclan*

*At thunderclan*

Firestar: Greetings, Foodstar.

Foodstar: Your clan looks kinda shabby...

Firestar: It's none of your business, Foodstar! *hisses*

Foodstar: THEN WHY DID YOU INVITE US!?

Firestar: I DIDN'T! YOU BARGED IN ON YOUR OWN ACCORD!

Foodstar: FOODCLAN, ATTACK!

Firestar: THUNDERCLAN, ATTACK!

*Battle*

Firestar: Can't. Fight. Any. longer... *Falls asleep*

Foodstar: Too. Weak..

Greystripe: Hey firestar can I take a brea-

Foodstar and Firestar: *At same time* SHUT UP!

Greystripe: :(

Foodstar: LOL maybe we're not so different after all!

Firestar: YAY! Everybody stop fighting and finish the battle with kindness!

Sorreltail: OK!!! *Starts running through the camp killing cats with a sword*

Firestar: NUUUU SORRELTAIL WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Sorreltail: The sword's name is kindness. You said to kill people with it. -_-

Greystripe: WAFFLE!

Wafflepaw: I am not a waffle! HAAAAALLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!

Jayfeather: I'M THE GRUMPIEST CAT!

Onionbreath: NO I AM!

Jayfeather: LLLLLLIIIIIIIIAAAAAAARRRRRR!

Jampelt: The fight's over.

Smallear: WHAT?!

Jampelt: The fights over!!!

Smallear: THE NIGHT'S CLOVER?!

Jampelt: !!!

Pieface: MY NAME IS PIEFACE LOL LOL LOL!

Squirrelflight: HAI, PIEFACE! DO YOU WANT A PIE IN YOUR FACE?! *Shoves pie in his face*

Pieface: >:O

Firestar: ...

Foodstar: Wanna come to a party? Tigerstar's throwin' one in the dark forest.

Firestar: Ok sure, new best friend! *Both leave*

Leafpool: PIZZATAIL HAS SOMETHING AGAINST ME!

Pizzatail: I DO NOT!

Leafpool: Oh you just think your apprentice is SO GREAT!

Pizzatail: Well YOURS is a blind, grumpy old elder cat!

Leafpool: DON'T TALK ABOUT MY SON THAT WAY!!!

Thunderclan: *Turn and stare*

Jayfeather, leafpool and lionblaze: >:|

Meanwhile....

Firestar: OMG TIGERSTAR THIS TEAPARTY IS GREAT! I especially love the entertainment!

Hawkfrost and Darkstripe: Leaping around in leotards*

Foodstar:  The scenery is drab. The food is bland. The entertainment is boring.

Tigerstar: GOSH! Disappoint much?!