Bluestar: LET THE ELDER WARS, BEGIN!

Greystripe: On team one we have One-eye, and on team two, I give you small ear!

Smallear: WHAT?

Greystripe: I SAID- oh nevermind.

Sndstorm: you can do this, smallear!

Cloudpaw: GO ONE-EYE

Smallear: WHAT???

Bluestar: I said begin! NOW GO!

Smallear: *Moving forward really slowly*

One-eye: Limping in slow motion*

Whitestorm: :|

Smallear: Yoooooooooo arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr goinnnnnnnnnnnnn dowwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn

One-eye: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Fireheart: ...

Smallear: HERREEEEE IIIIIIII COMMMMEEEEEE....

One-eye: CHHHHHHAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGEEEE

Ashpaw: Are they even  moving?

Fernpaw: I dunno. let's bail. *Leaves*

Ashpaw, Thornpaw, swiftpaw: *Leave*

Cloudpaw and brightpaw: Go one-eye... *start to fall asleep*

One-eye: GET BACKKKKKKKK HERRRRRRREEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Smalllear: WWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTTT?

Everybody except for bluestar and greystripe: *Leave*

Cloudpaw and brightpaw: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Dappletail: *Walks in circles around One-eye who is barely moving* *Goes back to elder's den*

Greytripe: *Yawns*

Smallear and One-eye: About to reach eachother*

Bluestar: Fight fight fight fight fight!

Greystripe: yayyy.

Smallear: Swings paw  really slowly*

One-eye: YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU SHOULDN'T HAVE DOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE THATTTTTTT....

Smallear: WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT?

One-eye: *Falls asleep at smallears's paws* -_-

Bluestar: NUUUUUUUU I WILL SAVE YOU, ONE-EYE! *Turns into nyan cat and flies away*

Smallear: I WIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! *Falls asleep on top of him.*

Greystripe: ._.