Moonshine: Ok, I've made up my mind

Fernstripe: I think we all know which clan we are joining!

Frostfire: Yep

Raintail: Yep

Featherheart: Ok I guess we are on the same page here then.

Frostfire: Of course we are! The clan we're joining is-

*All at same time*

Moonshine: WINDCLAN!

Fernstripe: THUNDERCLAN

Raintail: SHADOWCLAN!

Featherheart: RIVERCLAN!

Frostfire: RANDOMCLAN!

Fernstripe: Randomclan?! those crazy cats?!

Frostfire: At least they have more sense than thunderclan does!

Moonshine: It's not like Thunderclan's any better!

Fernstripe: WINDCLAN CATS ARE MODERN AND HORRIBLE!

Featherheart: Those scrawny cats are fleabags!

Raintail: RIVERCLANNERS ARE FAT!

Featherheart: WHAT? HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?!

Frostfire: Well I am going to join Randomclan! *Runs towards the Randomclan border*

Other cats: *Run to their own clans*