Derpy Squirrelflight & Freddy

Based off of roleplay by youtuber venturiantale :) I do not own the theme of this. 

 

Firestar: We're going camping, Squirrelflight.

Squirrelflight: YAYYYYY!

Leafpool: What about me?

Firestar: ?

Leafpool: I'm your daughter -_-

Firestar: AHHH WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM!?

**Camp**

Squirrelflight: YAY DADDY I MADE FIRE!

Firestar: That's... great?

Squirrelflight: Yay!

Firestar: Ok we are going to explore the camp next to us

Squirrelflight: Isn't that illegal?

Firestar: DARING HOLLYKIT TO FEED A MOUSE TO ANOTHER MOUSE JUST TO INVENT CANNIBALISM WAS ILLEGAL, AND YET YOU STILL DID IT!!!

Squirrelflight: .... I'm hungry.

Firestar: Ok, well, I didn't pack any food so we will have to find some.

Squirrelflight: CAN YOU EAT GRAVEL?

Firestar: I worry for your sanity -_-

Squirrelflight: :D

Firestar: Wait... can we eat CANTELOUPES? 

Squirreflight: I want a dinosaur

Firestar: ...Surprisingly I have that.

Squirrelflight: *Looking confused*

Firestar: Lionkit brought it home. There is no hope for him .-.

Firestar: Gives dinosaur*

Squirrelflight: YAY! I'M GONNA CAL HIM FREDDY!

Firestar: You do that. *Walks away*

Squirrelflight: *Starts singing*

Firestar: *Ranting* I DON'T KNOW HOW JAYPAW GOT HERE. AT LEAST HE HAS HOPE IN THE GRUMPY ACADEMY OR SOMETHING. LIONPAW HAS NO HOPE- 

Squirrelflight: Why, daddy?

Firestar: Because Lionpaw's stupid. I STILL don't even know where leafpool came from. THEY JUST KEEP COMING- Squirrelflight, what are you singing?

Squirrelflight: Freddy has baby teeth. :D

Firestar: Wha... Were you not just listening to me?

Squirrelflight: Nope. Quick, come look!

Firestar: *Goes to dead dinosaur*

Squirrelflight: Look! FREDDY HAS BABY TEETH!

Firestar: O_O

Squirrelflight: Freddy's got baby teeth, yesh freddy's got baby teeth, baby baby baby, fredd'y got baby teeth...

Firestar: O_O

Squirrelflight: He's got the teeth, the little baby teeth, because fredd'ys got baby teeth! :D

Firestar: O-O O-o o-o .-. ._. I'm Gonna go join Randomclan now. *Walks away calmly*

Squirrelflight: NUUU DADDY'S A HOBO! DUN LEAVE ME HOBOSTAR!

Firestar: I DON'T KNOW YOU! *Drowns in 2 inch deep water*

Squirrelfight: ...

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Freddy's got baby teeth, Freddy's got baby teeth....

 

 

 

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