Cloudtail: COOKIES THE COOKIES TOOOK MY FACE WHY DO YOU THINK THEY SO HANDOME???? SO I EATED THEM ANYWAY AND THEY BECAME MY BABIES! AND THEN CAKE HAD TO COMME AND STEAL THEM! BAD ALLIGATOR! BAD, I SAY!

Brambleclaw: Grr he's giving me a headache!

Brightheart: Yeah. You learn to live with it.

Brambleclaw: If I eat him, will he stop?

Brightheart: No, you would just get a bellyache.

Brambleclaw: What if I bit him? Like, really hard?

Cloudtail: YOU DARE BITE DIS COOKIE AND MY COOKIE ARMY WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND TAKE OVER THUNDERCLAN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Brightheart: That would give you a toothache.

Brambleclaw: What If I kissed him?

Cloudtail: .O.

Brightheart: Yep that should do it.