Firetstar: ALL RABID MONKEYS MEET AT THE BIG BANANA FOR THE RABBIT APOCALYPSE!

Thundrclan: *Assemble Below the highrock*

Brambleclaw: What is it now?

Firestar: I SPENT ALL OF OUR PROFITS ON BUYING CLOUDTAIL A BUNCH OF ANTIQUE SPORKS AND NOW WE ARE BROKE. SO I DECIDED WE SHOULD CHANGE OUR NAMES AND MOVE TO CANADA!

Thunderclan: *Groans*

Longtail: Hold on what do we even use as money?

Spottedleaf: Um, herbs and prey.

Longtail: I guess that makes sense...

Firestar: MY NEW NAME IS GOING TO BE AMAZING.SHOE.TACOBELL, OK? BRAMBLECLAW, YOU ARE NOW BRAMBLE.POOPED.IN.THE.SHOE. HOLLYCLAW IS SHARPIES.INVADING.SHARK.ISLAND. JAYFEATHER, YOU'RE GRUMPY.AND.I.KNOW.IT, AND LIONBLAZE, YOU ARE MISTER.CHICKEN.BAKA.

GRUMPYANDIKNOWIT: I AM NOT GRUMPY!

SHARPIESINVADINGSHARKISLAND: THAT NAME IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!

MISTERCHICKENBAKA: What is a chicken baka?

BRAMBLEPOOPEDINTHESHOE: -_(\