Firestar: Ok everyone, since tonight is a very special gathering, all insane cats will stay in the camp. That means, crazy warriors- AN WHEN I SAY THAT I MEAN YOU, CLOUDTAIL! Are to stay here and NOT MESS THINGS UP!

Cloudtail: *Derp face*

Firestar: Bye everyone!

Cloudtail: *Derp facing still*

Brambleclaw: ... WAIT FOR ME FIRESTAR!

*Cats leave*

Cloudtail: Ok guys, this our chance to have some fun!

Longtail: HEYYYYYY JAYFEATHER!

Cloudtail: Wait why are you here?

Longtail: HEY! BMM BMM BMM, GOT ANY GRAPES?

Cloudtail: Oh.

Jayfeather: /)_-

Cloudtail: Who else is here?

*Jayfeather, Dustpelt, and longtail raise their paws*

Cloudtail: That's it? YAY GUYS NIGHT! BEST DAY EVER!

Jayfeather: Remember, dude, don't do anything extreme!

Cloudtail: I swear to starclan!

*One hour later*

Longtail: I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEECCCCKKKKKKIIIINNNNNNGGGG BALL! ALL I WANTED WAS TO BREAK YOU UP, ALL YOU EVER DID WAS- WRE-E-E-ECK ME!!!!!

Jayfeather: STOPPPPPPPPP IIIIIITTTTT YOOOUUUUU CCCRRRRAZZZYYYYY HOBO!

Dustpelt: TROLOLOLOLOLOLO!

Cloudtail: COOKIES FOR EVERYONE! *Running in circles and devouring catnip*

Dustpelt: Eat my dust! *Tries to tackle but misses and hits wall* I SEE PRETTY COLORS!

Jayfeather: BUY MY TACOS FOR TWICE THE PRICE! GET IT WHILE THEY'RE HOT! Wait no, they've been cold for hours.... wait.... these are rocks...

Longtail:

HEY, I'M A KITTEN!

I'M ALSO CRAZZZZZYYYY!

BUT I HAVE CHAINSAWS

SO SURRENDER, MAYBE?! *Singing call me maybe really badly* *Saws through outer camp wall with chainsaw*

Dustpelt: THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT HOGWARTS!

Longtail: *Raging through camp with chainsaw*

BEFORE I CAME INTO YOUR LIFE YOU WER'NT HURT THIS BAD!

AND YOU KNOW THAT!

I HURT YOU SO, SO BAD!

DUN, DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN, BADADADADADADA!

HEY I'M A KITTEN!

I'M ALSO CRAZZZZZYYYY!

BUT I HAVE CHAINSAWS!

SO SURRENDER MAYBE?

AND ALL THE OTHER WARRIORS, TRY TO CHASE ME!!

BUT I SEE DUSTPELT!

SHOULD I KILL HIM, MAYBE?

Dustpelt: O.O

Longtail: *Screaming and chasing dustpelt with chainsaw*

Jayfeather: Covering his ears* STOP! I AM GONNA DIEEEEE!!!! *Runs out of camp*

Graystripe: I WILL SAVE YOU! *Appears* BUT FIRST- LEMME TAKE A SELFIE!

Cloudtail: SELFIIIIIEEEEEE! *Lights graystripe on fire*

Graystripe: I'VE BEEN HIT! SPYARTA HAS COME FOR ME! SAVE ME FROM THE SPYARTANS!

Dustpelt: I AM SPYARTA! *Attacks*

*Later*

Spiderleg: WHA....

Cloudtail: *Covered in food scraps and burns*

Spiderleg: WHAT HAPPENED?!

Cloudtail: I cleaned the food storage. :)

Spiderleg: Cloudtail  we don't have one.

Cloudtail: WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!!!!!!!!!?????