Littlecloud: Hey Blackstar, there are rumors around the clan that-

Blackstar: OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE BACON! You see, it all started a year ago, you see, when I was only a kit... *Picture starts to fade...*

Liitlecloud: Hold on a minute, blackstar! *Flashback stops* The rumour was that Tawnypelt's having kits..

Blackstar: Oh. Now be quiet so I can tell my story!

Littlecloud: -_(\

Blackstar: *Picture fades again* ANYWAY a long time ago, when I as just a kit-

Littlecloud: OMG IS THIS A FLASHBACK?1 I LOVE FLASHBACKS

Blackstar: Yes, it's a flashback. Sheesh, at least we know what your favorite thing is-

Littlecloud: FLASHBACKS?!

Blackstar: No-

Littlecloud: PRETZELS?!

Tawnypelt: Hey that's my thing!

Littlecloud: I didn't know Tawnypelt liked pretzels!

Tawnypelt: KEEP YOUR PAWS OFF MY PRETZELS!

Littlecloud: Okay..

Blackstar: NO YOUR FAVORITE THING IS INTERRUPTIONS!!!

Littlecloud: Oh. :'(

Blackstar: Ok, anyway...

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Blackpaw: I've always wanted to be on a farm. *Sigh*

Brokenstar: Well, maybe somebody will take you.

Blackpaw: Will you take me?

Brokenstar: No, I have to plot Shadowclan's demise.

Blackpaw: ...

Brokenstar: I mean... sure i'll take you! And... umm. forget everything I just said. :)

Blackpaw: ... Ok then!

*At horseplace*

Brokenstar: Ok what do you want to do first?

Blackpaw: I wanna see a pig!

Brokenstar: There are no pigs. This is horseplace!

Blackpaw: YOU LIED TO ME?

Brokenstar: Yes.

Blackpaw: >:O

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                                                                  END FLASHBACK

Littlecloud: Wait how does that explain why you like bacon?

Blackstar: BECAUSE I SWORE MY VENGEANCE THAT EVERY TIME I SAW A PIG I WOULD EAT IT!

Littlecloud: '_'

Tawnypelt: PRETZEL PARTY IN THE ELDER'S DEN!