Hollyleaf: ARE YOU PEOPLE TELLING ME THAT THIS CHAPTER DOESN'T HAVE A TITLE?

Longtail: DID SOMEONE CALL MY NAME?

Onestar:

AND THEN THE FRICKIN' CREEEEEEEEEPERS CAME!

HOW'D THEY EVEN GET IN OUUUUUUUTER SPACE?!

Firestar: OMG WHAT?

Brambleclaw: HEY FIRESTAR TIGERSTAR WANTS YOU TO STAND ON THE BIG RED X IN THE CENTER OF CAMP AND NOT TO NOTICE THE LARGE CRATE FULL OF EXPLOSIVES HANGING PRECARIOUSLY ABOVE YOU!

Firestar: O.o *Takes all explosives and puts them in a box* *Goes to tigerstar* MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Tigerstar: It's April -_-

Brambleclaw: I WILL OPEN IT DADDY! *Opens box* OOH PRETTY!

Firestar: Brambleclaw no!

Brambleclaw: *Bomb explodes fuzzy bunnies and rainbow unicorns* .O.

Tigerstar: BEST PRESENT EVER! *Rides away on unricorn farting rainbows*

Dovewing: I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS!

Firestar: *Banging head against wall*

Longtail: WHAT'S A WALL?!

Jayfeather: THE LEPRACHAUN STOLE MY PANTS!

Longtail: YOU DON'T WEAR PANTS!

Jayfeather: I FEEL SO EXPOSED!!!!

Spiderleg: I WANNA CHEEEEEESE BURGERRRRRRR!

Cinderheart: The toms here are insane.

Brigthheart: Yep.