Ashfur: Hollyleaf?

Hollyleaf: *Hides sharpie* Yes?

Ashfur: Paw the sharpie over. LOL! Get it? Paw the sharpie over? LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL!

Hollyleaf: ... MY SHARPIE! >:(

Ashfur: LOL. Now, Hollyleaf, I'm serious. Paw the sharpie over.

Hollyleaf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Draws a funny face on Ashfur's face and runs off* *Pushes a tree over and sees a pile of sharpies* Sharpies... My lovely, lovely sharpies... *Pushes tree back over* My sharpies! T_T

Ashfur: *Goes near WindClan's border*

Hollyleaf: HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY SHARPIES! *Pounces*

Ashfur: Holly--! *Hits head off of a rock*

Hollyleaf: LEAVE MY SHARPIES! *Draws on face with a pink sharpie*

Ashfur: *Goes down the river*

Hollyleaf: Bye, Swimfur. >:)

Leafpool: :O

Hollyleaf: *Pads off* Sharpies, sharpies, sharpies... Sharpies..

Leafpool: Hollyleaf... what has become of you?

Hollyleaf: Sharpies.

Bluestar: And that was why Ashfur died. Of course, this isn't true, but if it was, then Hollyleaf would be known as the sharpie lover. This teaches the lesson that you --

Hollyleaf: LEAVE MY SHARPIES! *Draws a mustache and beard on Bluestar's face*

StarClan: *Laugh at Bluestar*