Firestar: Tonight we will spy on -- what is it, Hollyleaf?

Hollyleaf: *Runs up to Firestar and knocks him off of Highrock* WE WILL SPY ON WINDCLAN AND EAT SHARPIES!

Firestar: WHAT?! Are you insane, Hollyleaf?

Hollyleaf: But I loooooooooooooove sharpies! D:

Firestar: No, Hollyleaf.

Hollyleaf: .... *Draws an angry face on Firestar's face* >:)

Berrynose: *Laughs so hard that he starts rolling around on the ground*

Cinderheart: O_e

Hollyleaf: Any cat who says we cannot use sharpies will have to speak to Sharpiestar at SharpieClan!

Ashfur: You're not our leader so who said you could tell us what to do? *Writes on Hollyleaf's face: ''Don't listen to me, I'm stupid and mouse-brained.''*

Firestar: OK, you know where WindClan camp is, so I'll meet you all there. For now I have to get rid of what this sharpie did to me.

ThunderClan: *Pads off*

Cherrykit: I'm so hungry I could eat snow! *Bites Cloudtail's tail*

Cloudtail: AHHH! *Runs around*

Lionblaze and Leafpool: Shh!

Cloudtail: B - b - but she bit my tail!

Hollyleaf: *Races ahead* *Looks around* e.e *Dashes into the warriors' den* *Looks around* *Sees Breezepelt* Ah. *Picks up a pink sharpie and pads over to him* *Draws lip-stick, eyes lashes and writes: ''I'm a pile of crow-food. Kick me!'' on him* *Smirks*

Rest of ThunderClan: *Stealing prey*

Hollyleaf: *Trips over a paw* *Falls slowly and says slowly* Nooooooooooooooooooo! :O *Lands*

Nightcloud: *Eyes shoot open and sees Hollyleaf* Intruder! Intruder! *Squeals* Intruuuuuuuuuuuuudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

WindClan: *Wake up*

Warriors: *Laugh at Breezepelt*

Breezepelt: What? o_o

Hollyleaf: Distracted with laughter! *Kicks dust into Breezepelt's face and dashes out of den* EAT MY DUST, BREEZEPELT! >:D *Runs into Onestar*

Onestar: ....

Hollyleaf: Oh, uh, er, hi! *Scribbles on Onestar's face with a sharpie and runs off* THUNDERCLAN, RUN!

ThunderClan: *Runs off*

Onestar: WINDCLAN, CHASE!

WindClan: *Chases*