Blackstar: There are no longer Gatherings as break dancing has taken over them. *Starts break dancing*

ShadowClan: *Screaming* YOU DA CAT, BLACKSTAR!

Tawnypelt: I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH!

Blackstar: *Falls off of ledge* THAT WAS NOT COOL, LEDGE! NOT COOL!

ThunderClan, WindClan and RiverClan: BOO! *Throw fish, voles and mice at Blackstar*

Blackstar: OK, OK, I'm leaving! -_- *Storms off*

Leopardstar: He should be called Stormstar instead.

Firestar: On with the show! *Starts break dancing* *Trips and goes flying towards Tigerstar*

Tigerstar: Oh no...

Firestar: *Flies into Tigerstar* >_<

Tigerstar: *Flies away* FIRESTAR!

Firestar: Sorry, bro. ^-^'

Hawkfrost: MY FATHER HAS WINGS! BEAT THAT, FROG-BRAINED CATS! >:D

Nightcloud: *Walks up to Dustpelt* And da pickles.... Oh, and da pickles... And da pickles... Oh, and da pickles...

Dustpelt: So, you want pickles, eh? *Throws pickles at Nightcloud* PICKLE MONSTER!

Crowfeather: Sorry about that. Breezepelt has been showing her 'Brambleclaw Works at Burger King' a lot on CatTube. She'll do that to any cat now.

Breezepelt: It's not my fault. ¬.¬

Nightcloud: I'M UNDER ATTACK BY DA PICKLE MONSTA! *Runs off*