Firestar: Jayfeather, you're Edward, Cinderheart, you're Bella and Dustpelt, you're Jacob.

Dustpelt: I'm too old, mouse-brain.

Hollyfern: Mouse-brains, I signed up to be Bella! *Starts ranting*

Firestar: Uh, okay, Dustpelt. Lionblaze, you're Jacob.

Honeyfern: HOLLYFERN?! YOU STOLE MY SUFFIX!

Hollyfern: Breezestar gave me fern. >.>

Fern: No, he didn't!

Jayfeather: YES! BELLA BELLY IS DEAD! :)

Cinderheart: ... Uh, HELLO?

Lionblaze: Yay.

Cinderheart: HELLO?

Firestar: ... And so the Mary Sue Bella died and Jacob and Edward were happy. No one got a happily ever boring after because this is called Twilight. Thank you for watching. Bye, now.

Every cat: Whoo! Loved it!

Tigerstar: Sweet.

Jayfeather: SUPER STAR JAYFEATHER! *Dives off of stage*

Breezepelt: No, no, no! *Gets squashed by Jayfeather*

Jayfeather: You were supposed to catch me.

Breezepelt: No.

Jayfeather: TREEZEPELT?! *Runs away*

Breezepelt: Run away. Ha, ha.

Jayfeather: *Comes in with loads of tomatoes* *Throws them at Breezepelt* HA, HA, HA!

Breezepelt: BREEZEKIT IS SAD! :(

Every cat: *Joins in with Jayfeather*

Breezepelt: I'M TURNING ROGUE!

Nightcloud: My kit! I shall join you.

Crowfeather: And I'll throw a party that you two left. :)

Breezepelt and Nightcloud: *Glare at Crowfeather*

Crowfeather: Uh... NOOOOOOOO! YOU'RE LEAVING! I SHALL FIND YOU TWO SOMEWHERE OVER THE STARS! *Cries*

Hollyleaf: Amazing acting, Dad.

Crowfeather: Thank you.

Hollyleaf: *Draws on Breezepelt's and Nightcloud's face* Bye! Please stay away and draw on your faces! :)

Nightcloud and Breezepelt: ...

Hollyleaf: I thought you were leaving, Wightbloud, Wreezewelt?

Leafpool: *Grows wings* O_O!!

Nightcloud: ... *Turns into a night cloud* What?!

Breezepelt: *Turns into a breeze pelt* o.o!

All other cats: *Turn into what their names are*

Mintfur: The end.