Tigerstar: Hello, my servants, or whatever you do instead of being my servant. Yawn. Oh, I have finally taken over this book! Oh yeah, I rule! How? Well, secretly in the Dark Forest, I have been fighting over this book with my leader Firestar. Oh, not with claws, with. . . the deadly paper. I won and now I have taken over this--

Mapleshade: Stop saying the same thing over again.

Tigerstar: Gr. Okay, if you like it or not, you are in for a treat. I'll tell you, okay? I am going to be in the next last spoofs! AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!

Every cat: *Start falling asleep because Tigerstar is boring them*

Tigerstar: Wow, is it sleeping time already? I must have been talking for hours. *Falls asleep*

Jayfeather: *Wakes up* Hello, whoever is reading this. Sorry Tigerstar is boringly. . . boring. So, now that he's asleep, let's be random.

Breezepelt: *Eye twitches* Random?

Jayfeather: Random.

Breezepelt: WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU?! *Storms off*

Jayfeather: Was it the cheesecake I ate earlier? o.o

Potato: CHEESECAKE?! :D

Jayfeather: AH, TALKING POTATO! O_O!!!!

Every cat: *Wake up and notice the same thing and run away*

Potato: *Just lying on the ground*