Scourge: I AM BACK AND NOT REALLY BETTER THAN EVER, CLANS! :D

Firestar: Scourge, shouldn't you be at Burger King?

Squirrelflight: Uh oh, it's Boss. o.o *Walks slowly away*

Scourge: Yeah, but Dustywhisker's taking my place. I bet when I return the restaurant will be a mess. :/

Firestar: Why did you choose Dustywhisker then?

Scourge: Because he was getting on my nerves and I HATE HIM SO MUCH HE IS GOING TO BE FIRED WHEN I GET BACK! MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Puts pie on face*

Firestar: o.o

Jayfeather: *Comes along and mops Scourge's face* I'm mopping the floor, mopping the floor. La la la la.

Scourge: I. AM. NO. FLOOR.

Jayfeather: Dude, you ruined my song.

Breezepelt: GIVE ME THAT MOP THINGY!

Jayfeather: *Turns and Scourge gets hit across the face by the mop*

Scourge: JAYCAT! -.-

Jayfeather: Hello. *Turns and Breezepelt gets hit*

Breezepelt: That was not cool! *Walks away*

Scourge: Can you go away, Jayfeather?

Jayfeather: *Salutes and walks away*

Firestar: You know Jayfeather?

Scourge: Who doesn't? Oh wait, MEEEEEEEE! :D

Firestar: We're half brothers.

Scourge: .... WHAT?!?!?!?!!?!!?

Firestar: We're half brothers! I am the Rusty!

Scourge: You're Rusty? HALF BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firestar: Other half brother! o.o

Scourge: I'm so happy I'm going to press this red button. :')

Everyone: NOOOOOOO!!!

Scourge: *Presses it and world explodes*

Firestar's spirit: Darn, I lost my half brother. :/

Dustywhisker's spirit: Welcome to Burger King!

Firestar's spirit: o.o